Ode To Elven

[xj911]

She's pretty cool...
LALALA....
She's not a fool
NAKED!



LOL! :D

[Elven]

Out the door my poetry goes,
Because I'm much better at prose,
If poetry you write of me,
I think I'll kick you in the knee.

[xj911]

SO you didn't like my poem? I'm more of a cunning linguist than I am a poet. :D

[Elven]

I thought you said you were throwing this thread out the window? :rolleyes:

[xj911]

Well if you want me to. *goes to delete thread*

[Elven]

hell noooo...keep it comin spideymod.

There was this dude, xj911
A spidermod the son of a gun.
A special thread for me he made.
I think he deserves to be payed.

::donates $100 mb cash to Xj911::

[xj911]

wOOT! Rich man walking!

[xj911]

La la la la,

connect the dots...

woah, wicked flashback!

[Elven]

*tries to figure out what Xj is getting at* *hums In the Getto*

[xj911]

sorry just showing my age. You never watched Pee-Wee's playhouse? for shame...on PeeWee!

[Elven]

hahaha! that talking chair scared me.

[Elven]

Pointy ears,voice of a lark,
To my sweet song the young men hark,
Dancing in the forest glade,
In flowing robes of gold and jade.

All the creatures dearest friends.
The forest's beauty never ends,
So long as magic dances there.
Till end of days without a care.

[xj911]

That was pretty good! now I want a poem for me! :(

[Elven]

hmmm...

Supa Sexy midi monkey,
Spidermod my God he's funky,
Turns me on just like a charm,
And to my body does no harm.

Dressed in spandex head to toe,
So all his sweet physique must show,
Is it any wonder power has he
Over my body and over me?

[xj911]

Woo! My own poem, thanks sweetie. :kiss:

[Elven]

aww. You didn't have to do that. :rolleyes:

[xj911]

Man someone should do an ode to all the posts you have! your gonna pass me soon. :D

[Elven]

haha! well what do you know? *looks at amount of posts* and I'm not even a mod yet. :p

[Elven]

I have more posts.
Oh what will you do?
poor xj911.
A newbie beat you!

[Nyxan]

All the prose inside this thread
All for elven will swell her head
She'll start to strut and Toss her hair
Her attitude will be hard to bear

So someone please hear this call
And speak to elven now ten feet tall
Tell her that its only prose
And please put down her snooty nose
l

[Elven]

snooty I am eh?

[Nyxan]

Shall we continue this in the war zone lol

[Elven]

bring it on ya big black garden hose *does matrix style leap* *beckons with hand* I dare you

[Nyxan]

Garden hose eh never been called that before you misshapen garden gnome

[Elven]

yeah? I'm the best lookin garden gnome ever you worm.

[jeaniesing]

Garden Gnome.... you called EA a GNOME????? You're in for it now!!!!!
:checks for undies...... I hear gnomes like them for some reason.... still there, : Whew!
(check yours too Xay!)

[Elven]

I don't want your undies. i want xj's and gnr2k3's.

[xj911]

you could have mine but, I don't wear any! LOL, it's hard wearing them in these tights!

[Elven]

don't wear any eh? :smart: I kinda left mine back at Si's party on the couch.

[xj911]

Don't know what it is about this place that makes me all naughty! *Slaps self on wrist*

[Nyxan]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
Garden Gnome.... you called EA a GNOME????? You're in for it now!!!!!
:checks for undies...... I hear gnomes like them for some reason.... still there, : Whew!
(check yours too Xay!)

Ah excuse me jeanie you just call elven a gnome yourself

Anyway I don't wear undies. Snakes don't have hips to hang em off.

Isn't it amazing how snakes can get just about everybody riled up. I love it

At least your hat won't ever fall of your head elven. Not with those oversize ears. Ever thought of hiring yourself out as a windbreak. Is that bringing it on enough for you lol

[Elven]

*yawn* nope

[Elven]

Is it hot in here?:cool2:

[jaedekdee]

not really...i just for got to turn on the aircon...* presses remote * here....how do u feel now?

[Elven]

ahhhhh. Much better. :)

[Elven]

Hoo-ah! naked elf walkin! WOOT!

[ZelRiptha]

Give heed to our fair Elvenarcher:
when cavorting unclothed she's a parcher!
She frolics unshod,
unashamed of her bod';
from her innocence, quite a departure!

She's professed of her naivete,
oft enough has she been heard to say:
I'm really quite blameless,
of my nudity shameless,
such sordid sex games I don't play!

Now this sort of talk makes one wonder,
from her wits has this girl flown asunder?
Now I'm not a prude,
but this prance in the nude
seems to emphasize sex with great thunder!

I must say that I am not complaining,
this vista is most entertaining.
The catch is, truth told,
keeping raptures controlled
and my carnal responses restraining!

:love:

[Elven]

I so ashamed! :'( i'm not really bad, honest! I just like to tease....hmmm...I wonder how crazy I'm going to be when I no longer retain my virginity.

[xj911]

LOL...keep us informed

[ZelRiptha]

Of course, the verse is meant in tribute, not in accusation. :)

And I should say, that teasing is working... :smart:

[Elven]

I'm going away on a trip for two weeks! Take care!

[Elven]

hope this works....

[jeaniesing]

Works quite well! :)

[Elven]

I made a few other things but they have to much K to post on the boards.

[Elven]

Like this one.

[jaedekdee]

so elven, where's your trip gonna be at?

[Si]

Originally posted by jaedekdee
so elven, where's your trip gonna be at?

She's been there and done that...

[jaedekdee]

oh alreite....i hope she comes back fast.....i miss her

[jeaniesing]

She IS back Jae :),,,,,,

[Si]

yes, she's back and in love :)

[Elven]

Sonnet 16

Let me not to the marriage of true minds

Admit impediments. Love is not love

Which alters when it alteration finds,

Or bends with the remover to remove:

O no! it is an ever-fixed mark

That looks on tempests and is never shaken;

It is the star to every wandering bark,

Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come:

Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom.

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever loved.



William Shakespeare

(1564 - 1616)

[Elven]

AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU (Elvis Presley)

Let the stars fade and fall
And I won't care at all
As long as I have you

Every kiss brings a thrill
And I know that it will
As long as I have you

Let's think of the future
Forget the past
You're not my first love
But you're my last
Take the love that I bring
Then I'll have everything
As long as I have you

Let's think of the future
Forget the past
You're not my first love
But you're my last
Take the love that I bring
Then I'll have everything
As long as I have you

As long, as long as I have you

[Elven]

*breaks poetic reverie to cry out* w00t! I have 936 posts! I'm almost to the 1000 mark!

[xj911]

she's so spammy,
her name is tammy,
no says her father,
its elvenarcher!

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by Elven
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU (Elvis Presley)

Let the stars fade and fall
And I won't care at all
As long as I have you

Every kiss brings a thrill
And I know that it will
As long as I have you

Let's think of the future
Forget the past
You're not my first love
But you're my last
Take the love that I bring
Then I'll have everything
As long as I have you

Let's think of the future
Forget the past
You're not my first love
But you're my last
Take the love that I bring
Then I'll have everything
As long as I have you

As long, as long as I have you

How 'bout a MIDI with those lyrics? :)

[Elven]

Oh Zel! I could kiss you! :kiss: Oh wait. I just did. Where di you manage to find that?

[Elven]

Originally posted by xj911
she's so spammy,
her name is tammy,
no says her father,
its elvenarcher!



hahaha xj! :rolleyes: Maybe I'll become a spamminator instead of a moderator. And my name is actually...er...I'm not tellin!

[ZelRiptha]

*stands quietly for a moment, enjoying the warm sensation thus enkindled*

Oh!

I found that one here: Elvis Presley MIDI (http://www.xs4all.nl/~mouwen/elvis/midi-2.htm)

*returns to amorous trance*

[ZelRiptha]

Also, you might try here for any others you're missing:

MusicRobot.com->Elvis Presley (http://www.musicrobot.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?direct=480800&terms=elvis+presley&mode=diffnames)

[Elven]

that deserves another kiss. :kiss:

[ZelRiptha]

*falls into a deep, blissful stupor with a vague and quirky smile, head tilted absently, thinking of fanfares, waterfalls, and flowery fields*

Ahh.....

[Elven]

Zel...you are a Savior!

[Elven]

How about some more of that flatterring poetry folks. ;)

[ZelRiptha]

She's asked for additional flattery,
As such she'll expect quite a battery.
Here's my small contribution:
There's no substitution
for a gal who's possessed of such cattery!

Of course I would be quite remiss
for departing with nary a kiss,
so here's a big wet one:
I hope you'll forget none
of the splendor thus rendered in bliss! :kiss:

:love:

[Si]

such constant creativity is worthy of Zel's title :)

[Elven]

:wow: *shocked and stunned* :wow:

(but delighted none the less)

[Si]

yeah, what's your poetic secret, Zel?

[Elven]

I'm not certain quite as to how
Doth he render verse both here and now.
So incredibly deft
That most readers are left
With a lightness of heart and of brow.

[ZelRiptha]

You both pose an interesting query,
of my secret revealing I'm wary,
since it may come to pass
you'd my odes all surpass,
and my poetic gift so to bury!

I perhaps oughtn't halt on this scruple,
and deprive each a potential pupil.
Instead I'd elucidate,
and lead each to contemplate,
their poetic skills could quadruple!

I present then my first poesy lesson
(and thus hope to obviate guessin'):
Imagine yourself
as a book on a shelf,
or a stool in a delicatessen.

To "imagine" I find is the key
and from the physical world to be free.
It may seem quite chancy,
but your own flights of fancy,
must be clear for your reader to see.

If great skills you would hope to obtain,
a few things we must first ascertain:
keep your references tabular,
practice lessons vocabular,
from grammar you must not abstain!

Keep in mind, you, these few simple rules,
for they all will prove valuable tools.
To your whims be attentive
for with no small incentive,
you'll soon compose poetic jewels!

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by Elven
I'm not certain quite as to how
Doth he render verse both here and now.
So incredibly deft
That most readers are left
With a lightness of heart and of brow.

VERY well done, BTW... ;)

[Si]

huge round of applause and loud cheers for the one, the only Programming Parnassian! :)

[Elven]

BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!

[ZelRiptha]

*blushes slightly*

Come now!

The aim of this thread's to converse
using most careful rhyme and clear verse.
When able we'll praise
her whose banner we raise
and whose beauty no words can traverse!

When not so profoundly engaged,
we might bring our muses uncaged.
What could bring all more joy
than for each to employ
such a gift and to see it so staged!

(Hint, hint!) ;)

[Elven]

*brings the severed head of a dragon as a gift to Zel*

I lay the head of my quarry at your feet oh thou of the silver tongue

[xj911]

NO TROGDOR NOO!!!

[Elven]

*covers Xj's eyes* no no...that wasn't Trogdor....that was his...er...cousin..yeah...cousin, Dragmar.

[Elven]

I'm guessing that NOT what Zel was refering too.

[ZelRiptha]

Oh, sorry, indeed my diction was obtuse. The translation is: we could all write in verse here, it could be fun. :)

[Elven]

write poetry about myself? I'm not THAT conceited. ;)

[ZelRiptha]

Oi!

*slaps forehead*

Not really what I meant - converse in verse between tributes is more what I had in mind. :)

But I obviously need to work on my diction and semantics! ;)

[Elven]

*offers excuse for Zel* .....Or I could just be a dense cloud.

[ZelRiptha]

A cloud dense are you not, ordering not in sequence proper and with meaning clearest. When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not! Hm? (http://www.pnc.com.au/~bridgfam/yoda900.wav) ;)

[Elven]

(sigh) Why is not the earth containing more like yourself?

[ZelRiptha]

I feel after the alien punk picture doctoring, I owe this sweet lass yet another tribute:

This chick's made in highest of quality,
of seriousness and lightest frivolity.
At her glance do I hearten,
but with discipline Spartan
contain joy, hope, and lust with equality.

When around her we all feel elated,
our need for her presence hard sated.
It's important she know
that we cherish her glow
and I for one make it so stated!

:kiss:

[Pol]

Man you're good Zel.....my hat goes off to ya !

[Elven]

aww Zel :) If only I possessed such eloquence. All is forgiven, of course. I wasn't upset and I'de hate everyone to think that Im so vain that I would allow something like that to ruffle me. I just found it a tad embaressing ;)

[ZelRiptha]

Well, you're free to doctor my pic in retaliation... ;)

Thanks, Pol. :)

A refreshing young lad from old Drogheda
expels blood from his nose with great fegheva.
When we ask him "How come?"
He says "Níl a fhios agam,
That nasty bloke, Zel's, speech is mugheda.

(Damn, you lot have difficult to rhyme place names!)

[advancedflea]

Originally posted by Pol
Man you're good Zel.....my hat goes off to ya !

I have to agree with pol. nice work zel :)

[Pol]

Originally posted by ZelRiptha
Well, you're free to doctor my pic in retaliation... ;)

Thanks, Pol. :)

A refreshing young lad from old Drogheda
expels blood from his nose with great fegheva.
When we ask him "How come?"
He says "Níl a fhios agam,
That nasty bloke, Zel's, speech is mugheda.

(Damn, you lot have difficult to rhyme place names!)

But you still managed it! :eek:

And who's been teaching you Gaelic phrases ??.....i'm impressed mate...:)

[ZelRiptha]

All I needed to know was Ní neart go Guinness...

A bit o' the fine beverage, and the phrases come pourin' outta me gob... ;)

[Pol]

Yep same here...few pints of Guinness and i'm anybody's...

*Braces for sarcastic remark from Si*

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by Pol
Yep same here...few pints of Guinness and i'm anybody's...


I have this friend........... *plots trip to the Fair Green Isle plotting locations of beverage distributers on path to Drogheda*

[Pol]

No need Jeanie...you let me know when you're coming and i'll have a map ready !

[ZelRiptha]

Well, this one was languishing in a seldom perused thread (http://board.midibuddy.net/t8314.html), so I thought it might live more appropriately here.


Posessed of precocious sagacity
is our winsome Elf,
And lyrically sonorous diction
belies her ageless self.

Gladsomely are we met each day
with tidings steeped arborial,
Her lilting gait, her songful voice,
through centuries immemorial.

With grateful hearts we count us blessed
to share her bounties green,
For fortune hath our lot thus set,
and finds us thus serene!

:kiss:

[advancedflea]

lol! elvens first post!!! :thumbsup: I remeber my first post. asking for a file before I realised I couldnt download it. aaah, the good ol' days on degster.com! :)

[Pol]

Ahh..another classic Zel !

[silvers10]

wow, that's from just about a year ago or so!

[xj911]

:boink:

I miss u elven! :)

[ZelRiptha]

Nice thread to unearth, xj! :)

We all miss Elven...

*pines*

[ZelRiptha]

We miss the presence of our tawny maiden,
our verdant-clad, most lithe and lissome nymph;
Her absense leaves our souls with feelings hollow,
our faces dour with phaticness most emph.

Should she return our somberness might languish,
and be replaced with aspect light and cheerful;
Her presence plants in all hearts 'round her gladness,
with shouts and songs let's show our joy in earfuls! :D

[Pol]

I see you haven't lost your touch Zel :bow2: