Various names for the Mullet

[doodnessitty]

I was just wondering...but what names have you ever heard for a mullet? these are the names i have uncovered thus far...

Ape drape
Norco Neck Warmer
Hockey Hair
Achey Breakey Hair
Forbidden Hair
Shom

and i know this is an odd thread to start, but hey, at least i'm not bored anymore, right?

[jeaniesing]

you are about the most un-boring person around dood! Can you hunt down alternate titles for a crewcut next??

[ZelRiptha]

What is a mullet other than a baitfish or a particularly thick and stupid person? I'd like to learn a new meaning...

[jeaniesing]

'tis a haircut! about an inch long and standing straight up in the front.... long and straight down the back of the neck......

[ZelRiptha]

Ah, I am humbled before you. My thanks, I didn't know there was such a thing. :)

[xj911]

the billy ray hair!

[ZelRiptha]

Here're a few I found upon further research...


7 (the shape of the number)
10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back)
achy-breaky-bad-mistakey
ape drape
backpack (SASSY Krue)
beaver paddle
bi-level
business in the front, party in the back (whorehouse cut)
camaro cut
canadian passport
coupe longueuil (Canadian)
el-camino
hockey hair
IROC cut
kentucky waterfall
longueuil
manny
missouri compromise
mudflap
neckwarmer
ranchero
SFLB(svelbie)=Short Front, Long Back
STLB(stilbie)=Short Top, Long Back
safety cut
schlong (short+long)
sho-lo
shag
shorty-longback
soccer rocker
squirrel pelt
tennessee tophat
yep-nope
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...


Credit where credit is due, once again, to Mullets Galore (http://www.mulletsgalore.com/).

[doodnessitty]

lol, that's awesome. i love "achey-breaky-bad-mistakey". funny stuff right there

[voice of god]

ha!~~~ yup thats a crack up

I like "achey-breaky-bad-mistakey". too and also the whorehouse cut- business in the front and party in the back

nice work Zel
:laugh:

[ZelRiptha]

Upon even more exhaustive research (2.5 minutes at google ;)):


"bi-level"
"camaro-cut"
"hockey player"
"Achy-Breaky-what-a-mistakey"
"Tennessee tophat"
"beaver paddle"
"soccer rocker"
"the El Camino"
"10/90"
"Mississippi Grapevine"
"ape drape"
"neck blanket"
"shlong"
"calm before the storm"
"Kentucky waterfall"
"handlebar hair"
"mudflap"
"Canadian passport"
"skirted eggshell"
"VokuHila (Vorne kurz Hinten lang)"
"dirtstick"
"Alabama shag"
"yep nope"
"butt-rocker"
"Missouri compromise"


Credit once again to Mullet Lovers (http://www.mulletlovers.com/).

[doodnessitty]

lol, mullet lovers. the mullet has a fan club

[djussy J]

Good research Zel! 2.5 minutes on google. It's about the same amount of time I spent researching at Uni!

[ZelRiptha]

Haha - well you must have done okay. Brains'll do that for ya. ;)