A @#$%ing funny thing!

[Ronny]

Got this email this am and thought I'd share it with you all.

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
* Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
* Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
* Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
* Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
* Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the @#$% are we?"
* Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
* Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
* Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - A bit inappropriate perhaps!!

And, the Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
* Bill Clinton, 1997

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[Tommy The Boy!]

Ronny, signed up. Looks good and easy to use. Will talk to you later.

T.

[Ronny]

No probs bud. If you get stuck or lost gimme a ring!

[tavenger5]

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[Ralph'e']

bahaha`! :laugh: Ya kil meh ronneh boi

[NOFX ROCK!]

Picked these funnies a while ago!

In a hotel in Athens:
"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."

In a Paris hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

In a Japanese hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
"Drop your trousers here for best results."

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
"Order your summer suit now because in big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."

Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:
"There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."

In a Rome laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

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[Ronny]

Coud someone explain to an "old fart" who is not really with it these days, (apparently) what is lol?

[KingXII]

it apparently takes ronney a while to get into the internet lingo.
lol = laugh out loud

[Nyxan]

Its ok Ronny you'll pick it up

[Ronny]

Us old guys, you know LOL!!!

[ikari]

lol at bill clinton

[willi001]

I saw a sign at a Meat shop.The place was called Hank's Meats
The sign out front said "You can't beat Hank's Meat". No Lie..The city made him change it...

[voice of god]

haha thats funny will

Hey Ronny I know what you mean. I didn't have a clue what lmao meant. I thought it could be lamo misspelt, as in you lamo. But apparently lmao means Laughing My Arse Off

never been real keen on lol or lmao. I'm more of a haha man.
Ya cant tell if a lol is really genuine or not. What if they were just laughing on the inside?

I suggest we start using loi (laughing on inside) you know, for the averagely funny stuff, for something that you might think"yeah thats quite funny" but you didn't actually lol. And then pull out a lol for the real pearlers, you know, for the times when you really do lol.

[Ronny]

willi, Hanks Meat, class!! Funniest thing I've heard in a long while, pure class!!

[Dark Wolf]

I would want him to change it as well even tho it might been funny to see it but still that would be one place i would not go to get any meat products lol

[KingXII]

i believe dark wolf would want something that is fresh and raw like rabbit meat from the woods.
j/k

[Ronny]

I used to think that lol meant "Lot's of Love."

I won't tell you what I thought LMAO meant!!

"Sex between 2 people is wonderful, between 5 it's fantastic!!"

[KingXII]

lol ronnykelly

[ermines]

really funny...reminds me of david letterman

[NetGirl]

well we better educate ronny on what ROTFL means as well.....its when something is truely that funny that u r "rolling on the floor laughing"....

[theARTiSAN]

So with all that in mind, you can guess what ROTFLMAO means... But What about ROTFLMFAO?
@#$%ing :laugh:

[jeaniesing]

...... it takes 'you' less time to type it... but ME so much more time to translate..... :rolleyes2....

[M.O.T.E.]

very good , hope you got more..........