Once apon a time #2...

[M.O.T.E.]

Once apon a time there lived a Enichly by the name Hosher. And Hosher lived in in a forest on planet far far away. Now Hosher knew nothing about outerspace, nor the world. But he whanted to know so he started to tavel far form his home, after about 10 days tavel he came apon......

[ryeman]

A space-cow! But this was no ordinary space-cow, this was a giant eight legged cool-aid milking cow! As he started to milk red cool-aid frow the cow he noticed...........

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by M.O.T.E.
Once apon a time there lived a Enichly by the name Hosher. And Hosher lived in in a forest on planet far far away. Now Hosher knew nothing about outerspace, nor the world. But he whanted to know so he started to tavel far form his home, after about 10 days tavel he came apon......

CUT CUT ...ok take Two. now cows till reply 17 OK Roll em......

[Elven]

*a chestnut haired elf in a camouflage bikini sneaks across the page*

[M.O.T.E.]

Director:"ok thats better keep it rollin"

[Elven]

*elfs face is suddenly very red*

[voice of god]

I'll be the cameraman "roll em"":thumbsup:

[voice of god]

.... and"action"

[ZelRiptha]

*holds up camouflage bikini from another thread*

I think you lost this, Elven dear.

*just notices that she has indeed lost them* :wow:

[Elven]

covers self up with fig leaves Adam and Eve style...

[M.O.T.E.]

Director:"Thats good.......love the fig effect, where is the light man?" " you did get that eh ..V.O.G.!"

[voice of god]

"got it"

*rushes over to the talent and wraps her in her fur coat, hands her a warm milo*

love your work Elven

[Elven]

*blinks, a bit shocked* *didn't know she was a star*

*accepts the fur and the milo in a daze*

[M.O.T.E.]

:See's DarthSoll out of the norner of his eye:
"V.O.G.! you take over for a while i have some bussiness to look after" :follows DarthSoll.........to another theard.

[Elven]

*enters her dressing room to find it ran-sacked and the fur drops from her shoulders*

*the half drunk milo falls to the ground in a crash/splash as she rushes over to her dresser drawer*

*finding the prized ring given to her as a token from MOTE her eyes darken*

*she dons a black string biikini having little time to dress and throws on a plain brown elvish robe*

*tipping over the cot(just in case Flea came by for a visit ;) ) she eases a floorboard loose and removes a silver cylander*

*with a deft twist of the wrist she ignites the orange blade with a snap hiss and glides from the room feeling for the trailing aura of the dark man who violated her privacy* (should I become an author?)

[M.O.T.E.]

Ok everone back on the set....
Sence two:
Take One:
Camraman....say rollem...

[voice of god]

thats pretty awesome Elven, please continue

[M.O.T.E.]

*thinks Elven must be a Jedi, but does not know for sure, grabs a cup of coffee as he views the set, sits back and lets V.O.G. do hes thing*

[Elven]

*comes back sweaty and robeless(it was detroyed) but happy because she kicked butt* :D Got my ring back anyway...thanks to MOTE. Thanks sweetie. ;) :kiss:

[M.O.T.E.]

*turns red*

[kamain]

upon the start of scene two the beautiful elven girl introduces herself...
I am jamii and I am ona quest ... "a quest for love, adventure, and the perfect cup of coffee..."
Hosher immediatley replyed.. "I.. I can make a good cup of coffee"

[Elven]

MOTE? *waves a hand in front of his face* MoTE. It's alright. I have this black thing on still. hello??

*fixes the straps on her bikini before pinching the dazed MOTE*

[M.O.T.E.]

*claps his hands* "Ok ...ok lets get back to the moive.......

Scene Three:
Take One:
Roooooooooll EM."

"Thanks Elven, your a real sweetie"
*MOTE thinks tohimself, I did'nt read that in the pick up lines, man alive i'm getting rusty at this kind of thing. I wonder if she likes icecream...*

[M.O.T.E.]

*Walks over to the cooler, finds a an old coin on the floor, with the letters E.T.O.M. on it* "what the heck does that stand for.........?"*rubs his head, and spils water on him self, the coin falls and rolls into a crack in the floor board, then into the basemant, and in to a sewer* "easy come easy go...."

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by kamain
upon the start of scene two the beautiful elven girl introduces herself...
I am jamii and I am ona quest ... "a quest for love, adventure, and the perfect cup of coffee..."
Hosher immediatley replyed.. "I.. I can make a good cup of coffee"

Get this Girl a part......... , :thumbsup: Howed you like to Play the part of Kamain the interplanetary Actress....:smart: All ya got ta do is stick to lines...:hit: Thats it... your in. Elven whana get her dressed for the next sence please!"
"Being a director is like murder... they kill ya evertime"
Murder Thats it wee.. need a murder, who wants to play that part?
"gota cut down on the coffee.................."

[Elven]

*smerks at MOTE* *raises an eyebrow* that's not ALL you need to cut back on. ;)

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by Elven
*smerks at MOTE* *raises an eyebrow* that's not ALL you need to cut back on. ;)

Whit a Bill Murry sounding "What ....what do you mean by that, am I too egotestic for ya?" *humm ho boy our frist fight...*:p

[Elven]

our first fight? You make it sound like we're dating.....Who said I

was fighting? huh? huh!? You wanna fight? Alright let's go.

*adopts a pose remeniscent of Bruce Lee* *becons with a hand a cocky grin playing at her mouth*

[kamain]

"hosher off course doesn't realize she's flirting and almost hits her............
but thankfully misses and falls on his face..........."


PS. oh and for the record. I'm a guy

[Elven]

*pats down new guy searching for weapons*

*finds some loose change and a lollipop*

*steals lollipop* *pats his head*

thanks new guy.

[M.O.T.E.]

* Mote falls on the floor laughing, then rolls.... A LOT......keeps laughing......." i...love it ....when you play...he heh he .... Cop!"

[Elven]

...or security guard...*smiles rougishly*

Waaaaait a minut here MOTE. You never got a pat down before coming in here.

*mock glares at him still smiling*

*begins searching MOTE for eligle contraband*

[M.O.T.E.]

*Mote Slips a tribble out of his pocket , holds it high in the air*

[Elven]

aha! your were trying to sneak one of these in here where ya? Ordinarilly I'de confiscate that but um...well...tribbles are well.....trouble.

[M.O.T.E.]

ok you kill em........... go ahead try and kill one........there too cute to kill. what can i do............

[Elven]

me? kill? Why....why would I want to do that?

[Nyxan]

somebody want a tribble killed

[Elven]

agh! Who let that snake in here?!

*throws arms up in the air in surprise causing the tribble to be launched upward*

[Nyxan]

Catches tribble effortlessly while doing a double backflip with a twist
:: I do all my own stunts too
:: hello elven - flicks tounge over elvens ripe body - fancy seeing you here

[Elven]

*gulps heavily* y-yes...s-s-same to you...big fella... *grins stupidly*

[Nyxan]

Dont worry - eye's elven body longingly
:: whispers in elvens ear (Its a different thread your reasonably safe)
:: licks inside of ear
:: Now where's the director

[M.O.T.E.]

Come on kiddy the snake is here.............

http://www.gi.esu10.k12.ne.us/SDGI/Knickrehm%20web%20page/Images/Couger.gif

[M.O.T.E.]

*Big cat eats the snake*
great keep em rolling.......

[Nyxan]

I'm everywhere MMMWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaha
:: fades to another thread

[M.O.T.E.]

LittleFart calls up the Amry...

[Nyxan]

Reemerges from different thread
:: ducks as amy tank rolls past
MAKEUP

[KlaraKindest]

Can I be in the movie?

[Elven]

um...I think I need to take a break...um..I'll be in my tailer if you need me.

*walks of mumbling to self about the director getting ideas about using a large male reptilian tempter in the movie*

*curls up on cot* :sleep:

[Nyxan]

Klara you can be in the movie - you can be my lunch
VOG I hope you camera's running

[Elven]

*has disturbing dreams about long black coils, forked tongues and yellow eyes*

[M.O.T.E.]

Ok lets move on to sence 4 rollem....VOG hey VOG run it.

[voice of god]

lol, ok camera is rolling

lets shoot the lunch scene, where's Klara?

[KlaraKindest]

Ho joy, ho joy, my first part in a movie, but be for you eat me, don’t you think you should get to know me first? ==bats eyes== no matter I’m just happy that I’ll finely get to be an actress. ………Hey this isn’t a porno movie I hope case if it is my dad is going kill ya all if it is. =take off hat walk in front of camera = my mom was a singer, and my sister was a……=keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking…..

[Nyxan]

For gods sake -- sorry VOG
:: Eats head first then procedes to devour rest of klara slowly turning this way and that so the camera gets the best view
Hey VOG was that good enough or do we have to reshoot. If so I'll regurgitate whats left and do it again OK

[KlaraKindest]

===coughing= slap snake across the face = I didn’t think you were going to do that. YOU OWE ME A NEW DRESS, you should be ashamed of your self, eating poor helpless little girls. Why if you were my son I’d take a knife just like this one =hold up knife= and slit your tough off, =slits tough= then I’d tie you up to a steel post with a rope just like this =grabs rope, ties up the snake, slaps him again= are you paying attention…then I’d slit you tummy all the way down the middle, like this =slit snake down the middle= then I would take out all of you guts like this =take out guts of snake = and roast them on a fire like this =makes a fire, starts to toast guts= just so you could see it all, and feel what it’s like to be picked on, just because I’m a girl… know you say your sorry too all the little boys and girls out the in movie land or I’ll have to skin you alive…. And I think I should get your MB$ award for killing you the best…. My Dad told me =in a rough voice= “Klara if your going to kill some one kill them good!” and my mom would say…. keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking…..

[Nyxan]

Oh God not again - Eats Klara a second time.
I don't care VOG, if you didnt get the shot too bad, I'm not bringing that up again. It leaves a bad taste in your mouth

[KlaraKindest]

=from inside the snakes belly= now that’s not nice you should treat people better than that my Mom told me that you should do on to other as you would have them do on to you. , you should be ashamed of your self, eating poor helpless little girls. … and you look stupid snake so you are stupid, I what my reward, cause you said you have $300.00 MB dollars for anyone who killed you, I should have know better than to trust a snake I’ll never trust you again, your just horrible, you just wait tell I tell my dad on you, his a hunter and he kill bigger snakes than you, he can kill anything…… keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking….. keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking….. keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking…..

[Elven]

*wakes suddenly drenched in sweat*

*sharp ears pick up noises of the goings on*

*rushes outside of trailer wearing a robe and fuzzy slippers*

*rubs eyes* Oh no. Xay's eating one of the new cast members.

*goes back inside trailer to sleep some more*

[voice of god]

holy....

*keeps rolling, thinking"where the ... is the director?"*

(drenched in sweat hey Elven, very interesting)

[Elven]

I've got to remember not to polish of a mushroom pizza on my own at midnight. It makes for some feaky dreams.

*yaaaaaaaaaaawn*


(thank you? :confused2 )

[kamain]

poor hosher waiting for his next instructions .. where where we again??

[M.O.T.E.]

Hey VOG you direct for a while i have to go and get a new Tile, someone posted the whore thing up.....gee

[Nyxan]

can I be his assistant?

[voice of god]

woohoo!

*puts on Director's hat, frisbee's Producer's hat to Xayissa, nestles comfortably in Director's chair, leans back, grabs megaphone*

PORNO TIME!

lol

[Nyxan]

ELVEN - wanted on stage
:: wispers in little pointed ear (this is your chance to show us what your really made of *wink wink* so go out there and give it your all)
BTW clothes are optional for the first scene
:: sits back to watch the fun
:: hands a cold one to VOG - you might need this

[Elven]

:rolleyes: testosterone levels are sure to rise...

*moves onstage to go through a series of provocative dances* ;)

[M.O.T.E.]

*To him self* 'dam computors, mumbble mumbleee, lost it, 1000mb, thats what ya get when you don't read the help files,mumbble mumbleee, *takes trash can into a back room, Takes labtop dumps in the trash can, takes a bottle of Vodka with some O.J. puts O.J. in large jar, puts Vodka in large jar, starts to drunk contents of jar. puts bottles in trash can, puts old contents of jar in the trash can. puts feet up on table* 'dam movie is going to hell in a hand basket, Xay realy trys to eat some one, the only good thing is were under budget...*thinks a while* we need more actors, and a costume disigner. *gulps more O.J. with Vodka, puts jar on the table and nods off*

[M.O.T.E.]

BE FORE HE GOES TO BACK ROOM MOTE SAID:
Originally posted by xayissa
can I be his assistant?
what ever, just don't EAT THE DAM CAST, OR IT WILL COME OUT OF YOUR PAY!

[KlaraKindest]

Slaps xayissa across the head, you should be ashamed, making that poor Elf dance for you guys. And I’m not afraid of snakes, I grew up on a farm, with my Daddy and Mommy, and my bothers and sisters. So I’m just not afraid of you xayissa. Now V.O.G., I want to be in the movie I came all the way from Tim-buck-two to be here, now you give me a part, or I’m going to tell everyone about your love affair, yes that’s right I know all about it, now my mother said I should not gossip, but golly gee, I really need a job! Well don’t just sit there and drink your beer and laugh at me, *kicks V.O.G. in the shin*You come up with a good part for me or I’ll tell…. Give me a smoke too honey, while you think about, my dad smoked some times, and he said it was ok sometimes, like when you nervous or mad, but I’m not nervous I’m just mad, that’s all. But if my mom caught him he got in trouble, boy big trouble, talking about trouble if my mom seen what you folks were doing she would give you all a spanking, and a good one too. Now you think about getting me a good part if you know what is good for ya. keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking…..

[voice of god]

Ok, ya cant argue with logic like that

how about we do the Garden of Eden scene, Klara do u want to play Eve?:)

BTW - no smoking on set, besides its bad for those little lungs of yours, you need them in tip top shape so u can do all that talking. Oh, and if u see your mum tell her I'm ready for my spanking :assskake: :)

[Elven]

Can I stop dancing now?

[voice of god]

Originally posted by Elven
Can I stop dancing now?

whatever pleases u my dear;)

[kamain]

*looks as the prop crew comes in and starts setting up the next scene*
Ok giant musrooms.......... weird looking trees....... (looks at his script).......*throws script away*
ok i guess the rest of this movie is improv.......
*grabs a soda* I bet it's gonna be r rated when when were done with it........
drinks thoughtfully.......
*SPIT TAKE*
did anyone catch THE NAME of this movie?

[Elven]

whew! *walks shaky legged offstage*

water! *gasp* need water! such hot, bright lights! *gasp*

[kamain]

*graps nearby tub of water.....*
HEre!
*watches as elven drinks..*
*3 seconds later stuntman lands on cold hard round where tub of water was*

[Elven]

oops! *grab stuntman and pulls him to his feet* Are you alright? *brushes him off* yeah..your alright.

Stuntman: No mom....I don't want to go to school.

*nervous laughter* hehe...thattaboy! here...drink this..you'll be fine. *gives stuntman a cappaccinno*

off you go now....bye bye!

[Elven]

*collapses in directors chair*

Phew! I was afraid I'de killed the poor bloke. Got outta THAT one.


*grabs megaphone* ZEL! CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX!!

[The Skull]

*walks in with new film, puts the 70mm stuff on the florr by VOG* here the flim you ordered--- *walks out again.

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by Elven
*collapses in directors chair*

Phew! I was afraid I'de killed the poor bloke. Got outta THAT one.


*grabs megaphone* ZEL! CLEAN OUT YOUR PM BOX!!

Dammit! :) I've bought the bastard up to 200 messages (well more than I'd saved), and it's still rejecting messages... admin!! :rant:

[Elven]

did you try deleting all your "sent" messages. ;)

[Nyxan]

Ok everybody lets get ready for the next scene
:: sets lights to low
:: turns on soft music
:: starts the fog machine
:: Klara on stage for the dance of the seven veils, Oh btw Klara veils are optional
:: tops up VOG's beer
:: OK roll em

[kamain]

*gets costume on for the scene after this one* why oh why didn't I take the blue pill.... .
*stops to watch Klarra dance...
Maaan working on this movie just became totally worthwhile

[Elven]

*leans back against far wall and observes*

hey! She's pretty good! :)

[Nyxan]

Ok seeing as VOG has fallen asleep its up to me to keep his project alive *thinks to self Ohboy Ohboy Ohboy heres my big chance*
:: shouts to crew lets - crank this up a notch
Elven get you cute little pionty ears in here
Ok bring in the elephants

[Elven]

COMING!!!

*prances over to Xay*

Did you say something about oliphants...er...elephants?


*propboy runs over*

Propboy: here's you water miss.

Thanks hun. Here's a dollar. :) *pats head*

[Nyxan]

Eats the prop boy for spoiling the shot - damn there goes todays wages
Ok turn on the waterfall - Elven stand under the apple tree
Wheres the tap dancing midget
OK bring up the music - Elephants get ready .... and
ACTION

[Elven]

*takes place* *wonders what the devil is going on*

well there goes my personal slave :rolleyes:

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by voice of god
Ok, ya cant argue with logic like that

how about we do the Garden of Eden scene, Klara do u want to play Eve?:)

BTW - no smoking on set, besides its bad for those little lungs of yours, you need them in tip top shape so u can do all that talking. Oh, and if u see your mum tell her I'm ready for my spanking :assskake: :)

Ok but if my mom walks in on us, you have to say that you drugged me and made me do this, or I’ll tell, yes I will, = Makes a cross sign on her chest= My mom is going to kill me, when she sees this movie, my dad won’t cause his dead =little tear comes out of eye, puts on fig leaf over her 5’-5” tall 38-24-36 figure, slips under the apple tree= Ok were is the snake?

[Nyxan]

CUT CUT CUT were'nt you people listening
I said I wanted the elephants over there not near the fountain Elven stop eating the apples
can somebody remove the midget from under Klara's veils
God, Amatures I getting upset - time to eat somebody - where's the casting director

[M.O.T.E.]

*pokes head out of back room* ho my lord.......NO EATING ANYBODY!....What a zealous snake, definitely a relative of the first one god sent eve.

[voice of god]

Originally posted by KlaraKindest
puts on fig leaf over her 5’-5” tall 38-24-36 figure, slips under the apple tree= Ok were is the snake?

oh my! this is getting raunchy

[M.O.T.E.]

*poke head out of the door* Wash those underware will ya!

[kamain]

*is finally dressed for the next scene* ok wheres my sword....... *roots through the chest* hmm ok... I;m ready for the next scene.... let's hope I don't get eaten....
hey I have to do my own stunts now...... that was my stuntman injured earlier....

[Elven]

:rolleyes: Tom Cruise does his own stunts


:cough: coward :cough:





;)

[M.O.T.E.]

*Pokes his head out one more time* "I'm trying to get drunk in here alone for a while, MY GOD ...do your own stunts, it is a low budget movie, and don’t eat anyone else---We can no longer afford the insure unsure some thing---ANCE. " ****I got a think of a better plot...Hum lets see kamain could play the part of a smart ass lawyer, who gets on Xay ass for seducing Klara, into a having sex, and Elven could play the mother for the next sence in the move. I wonder if that would work? I’d better tell the cast before some else thinks of it……[just then……..]

[KlaraKindest]

Why you little pervert == grabs a hold of the midgets wrist, does a light twist while gliding him into the nearest wall with a half flip. Hits his head on the wall and breaks his neck. Lays helpless on the floor=== There, that will tech you, you little pervert, my dad tot me Jodo, when I was just a little girl, and I have my red belt, so I’m good at it, you just keep you hands of me you little pervert. You should be ashamed of your self, you first have to ask me for a date, and buy me dinner, and take me out to a movie, before you can even thing of looking up my dress, you pervert…. then keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking…..

[kamain]

OW slowly gets up OW again.
(wonders to himseelf how a smart ass lawer a dancing eve and hosher all tie in togeth)
ok on with the lines.. (and the scene keep in mind its all acting and Im not really a smart ass lawayer and arnie isnt really a body builder.. but Xay is a REALLY BIG SNAKE!)
all right (cracks neck back into place)
all right klara let's do this scene right.
"well my lovely and talented secretary I'm headed off to my mansion and really expensive car... wanna come with???"
(xay enters stage right)

[KlaraKindest]

==bats eyes=== why I would love go with you in your new car ===walks over to the car while wiggling her bum====bats eyes=== I just love it when a man appreciates a lady ==bats eyes=== ==bats eyes again===Licks Kamain's ear== whats in store for you big boy?.....==bats eyes==wiggling her bum, and gets in the car==....

[kamain]

*closes door behind klara and gets in drivers seat.
buckle up cause this baby has to speeds fast and dear god let me out of this car!"
revs engine... puts on sunglasses and peels away leaving half the rubber of the tires on pavement
starts stering with one arm and puts the other arm around klara (OCC this is majorly unsafe kids dont do this at home)
well klara if this si too fast you can just hold me tight.

[Nyxan]

CUT CUT CUT
Ok everybody lets break for lunch
Klara could you come to my trailer for a private meeting, Oh and bring your stunt double, I have a few concerns about how the car crash is gonna look.
Elven have you finished painting that elephant yet.
Somebody get me somthing hot and alive to eat please
I sure hope VOG gets back soon.

[jeaniesing]

:Wanders in from points previously unkiown:

The rewrites are in.......

:drops box of scripts on the floor and looks around for the buffet:

[Nyxan]

Rewrites? rewrites, who asked for rewrites
:: throws rewrites in the air
Somebody get me the head writer

[jeaniesing]

Ummmmm.... behind you........

:wonders how Xay missed the guy writing on his head:

[Nyxan]

Eats the head writer
Jeanie you are the new head writer
Now go and write some juicy parts for elven and Klara

[Elven]

Originally posted by xayissa
CUT CUT CUT
Ok everybody lets break for lunch
Klara could you come to my trailer for a private meeting, Oh and bring your stunt double, I have a few concerns about how the car crash is gonna look.
Elven have you finished painting that elephant yet.
Somebody get me somthing hot and alive to eat please
I sure hope VOG gets back soon.


....I'm just finishing the last one.

*puts the finishing touches on the pink elephant*

*wipes smudges of grey and pink paint from self*

I figured a pink elephant would be appropriate considering several of us are drunk anyway. :rolleyes:

[Nyxan]

Ok very good elven, can you please go to wardrobe and get your costume for the "Rage of the pink elephants meet the Amazon Queen" scene (I thought you might like the part of the Amazon Queen) but don't thank me yet, you'll have to wait till jeanie does the rewrite.

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by kamain
*closes door behind klara and gets in drivers seat.
buckle up cause this baby has to speeds fast and dear god let me out of this car!"
revs engine... puts on sunglasses and peels away leaving half the rubber of the tires on pavement
starts stering with one arm and puts the other arm around klara (OCC this is majorly unsafe kids dont do this at home)
well klara if this si too fast you can just hold me tight.
Fast cars hu… well my bother drove lots of fast cars, but I’ll bet you I could slow you down yes sir… http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg
WEll...................==bats eyes== How was THAT! Ho you cute when you blushhhh......

[KlaraKindest]

well were you not rolling the cameras

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by xayissa
CUT CUT CUT
Ok everybody lets break for lunch
Klara could you come to my trailer for a private meeting, Oh and bring your stunt double, I have a few concerns about how the car crash is gonna look.
Elven have you finished painting that elephant yet.
Somebody get me somthing hot and alive to eat please
I sure hope VOG gets back soon.

Well i shure hope your nicer than the last fella...http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg ............

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by voice of god
oh my! this is getting raunchy

Well ok you too...
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http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg
http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg .....

[KlaraKindest]

Ho well what else can a poor fram girl do....?
==BATS EYES===:kiss:

[KlaraKindest]

Ho Xay Again
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[KlaraKindest]

Ho My...Xay
http://www.gap-optique.unige.ch/Tour/Images/Censored.jpg

[Elven]

...and we thought I was a tad naughty. :rolleyes: that Klara...tsk, tsk. ;)


Originally posted by xayissa
Ok very good elven, can you please go to wardrobe and get your costume for the "Rage of the pink elephants meet the Amazon Queen" scene (I thought you might like the part of the Amazon Queen) but don't thank me yet, you'll have to wait till jeanie does the rewrite.




*rushes off to do her masters bidding*

[The Skull]

Where is Xay.........

[kamain]

*grabs a cow* "here yah go boss"
now i was thinking for the car crash scene I could come flying out.. roll for a bit stand up pull my guns out and start shooting at whatever cased the accident (assuming whatever caused teh accident is big and evil)

[Elven]

*yaaaaaaawns* *sits down and pulls out a mandolin from seemingly no where*

*strums the chords to life* *with the voice of a lark begins a lively tune*

A long long time ago, In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack.....

[Nyxan]

:: walks back on set
Ok now we have that cleared up I guess I'll have to get everyone motivated again
Elven stop playing that song and get over near the elephants(nice costume I like the little - very little metal bits covering your best parts)
Wheres the 5000 extras I asked for
Klara stop redoing your makeup and get in the car under the first elephant
Somebody hoist that midget up onto the elephant
OK START THE STAMPEDE
ACTION

[Elven]

Originally posted by xayissa
:: Elven stop playing that song and get over near the elephants(nice costume I like the little - very little metal bits covering your best parts)

:blush:


*does as she is told, in a slight daze*

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by The Naked Elf
...and we thought I was a tad naughty. that Klara...tsk, :) tsk. :)

I am NOT!......... A girl has to make a living you know!

[M.O.T.E.]

Come out of back room *pats Elven on the face * Wake up ....come on wake up..
OK I got it, were going to do a Si Fi movie , and it's called Star Whores. i'll produce it, Xay director, Vog does the camera thing, everbody else acts......OK!

[M.O.T.E.]

Oops did i say whores........no no I mean WARS WARS,,, ok...

[Nyxan]

Yeah yeah of course we all "know" what you mean
That means I need some more smoke, extra red lights, more dark curtains, but we'll save money on costumes and makeup

[Elven]

huh? wha? Star Wars? whores? wha?

[Nyxan]

now where did I leave that casting couch

[Elven]

psst! xay...in the back room...I'll show you.

*becons him with a dainty hand before prancing off*

[M.O.T.E.]

Come Xay into your costum, your going to be in the moive to. (you realize this is costing me big bucks, hero 1st then a bad guy then a good guy) We need more bad guys for the dark side, just while the moive is in production, come on gang.

[M.O.T.E.]

Ho i almost forgot J we need a rewrite. (DUH!)

[voice of god]

lol Star Whores, this is funny stuff

um, is it just me or did Klara just go through the entire cast and production crew?:confused:

anyway*shuts up and gets behind camera*

[Nyxan]

Originally posted by Elven
psst! xay...in the back room...I'll show you.

*becons him with a dainty hand before prancing off*

:: Comes out of the back room glistening with sweat
Elven will be a little while, the poor girl is all worn out

Ok VOG lets get this film rolling
Klara why is your alien maid costume not torn open down the front *note to self - remind wardrobe that all costumes on this production are to be torn to reveal lots of flesh by orders of M.O.T.E*
:: tears open front of Klara's costume - thank me later dear
Ok bring up the smoke and the music
VOG get back behind the camera, you get your chance later
and ACTION

[The Skull]

My Master will be very please with your progress, Xay. *slips into back room*

[kamain]

*looks around for stunt lightsaber*
ok I'm ready for the big makeout scene with klara.... i just need a breath mint..
but first STAMPEDING ELEPHANTS!
Jumps off of the elephant and lands... *Strikes a dramtic pose*
all right......... you cybernetic fiends.... GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT SCANTILY DRESSED ELF!!!
starts slashing at evil robots..
(elephants look a little skittish)

[Elven]

Originally posted by xayissa
now where did I leave that casting couch?


Originally posted by Elven
psst! xay...in the back room...I'll show you.

*becons him with a dainty hand before prancing off*


Originally posted by xayissa
:: Comes out of the back room glistening with sweat
Elven will be a little while, the poor girl is all worn out

*stumbles from the back room breathless and shaky legged.*

well...we found the couch! :rolleyes: ;) :p

[The Skull]

Originally posted by kamain
*looks around for stunt lightsaber*
ok I'm ready for the big makeout scene with klara.... i just need a breath mint..
but first STAMPEDING ELEPHANTS!
Jumps off of the elephant and lands... *Strikes a dramtic pose*
all right......... you cybernetic fiends.... GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT SCANTILY DRESSED ELF!!!
starts slashing at evil robots..
(elephants look a little skittish)
*moves in to protect robots
uses the force to push back Kamain and foes.
knock over VOG and Camera*

Ummm...Ooops. to much of the force eh....

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by Elven
*stumbles from the back room breathless and shaky legged.*

well...we found the couch! :rolleyes: ;) :p You leve him alone you hussy.hes mine i tell you hes mine mine mine mine.
=pulls out a 45 Calibre= Don't make me do it. Back off now.

[Elven]

*pushes the barrel of the gun away*

What's the matter hun? Don't tell me yours so insecure that you would let a little thing like jealousy rear it's ugly head? For your info...Xay came to me.

*fiddles with her borrowed .44 magnum handgun and yawns*

[Ironkeith616]

I'll play the part. I'm new.

[kamain]

*moves in to protect robots
uses the force to push back Kamain and foes.
knock over VOG and Camera*

Ummm...Ooops. to much of the force eh....

our intrepid hero is totally oblivious to the backstage carnage with klara and elven. (occ this is kinda like noises off)
" I won't go down that easily! you killed my father!!! and my MOther!!! AND MY DOG!!!!!!..... Plus I'm pretty sure you stole my collection of rubber ducks!!!
THAT MAKES IT PERSONAL!
runs through the endless hordes of robot warriors slicing and dicing... lasers fly by as our hero jumps high in the air.. and lands in front of darth Val......
"well now its just you and me............ aND A BUNCH OF STAMPEDING ELEPHANTS!!!!
(this last remark at realizing the elephants are stampeding)

[M.O.T.E.]

Mote Shakes his head .......this just is not working " Ok Cut .....CUT CUT CUT..." Lets do the time machine moive thing.... Darth Val your fired. .............. Ok "J" Elven and Xayissi land on a reMOTE island in the past and find a hurd of Cows....and then.........*M.O.T.E. gets out of his sith costum.*

[KlaraKindest]

Originally posted by Elven
*pushes the barrel of the gun away*

What's the matter hun? Don't tell me yours so insecure that you would let a little thing like jealousy rear it's ugly head? For your info...Xay came to me.

*fiddles with her borrowed .44 magnum handgun and yawns*
Aa........ you can have him, it's was darth Val's idea anyhow, Told him i would join the dark light, or whatever. ... I'm just here for an acting job Honney. Ho keep the gun it's just a prop anywho.....

[Elven]

remote Island? I'm sure we'll find pleanty to occupy our time. ;)

[The Skull]

Originally posted by M.O.T.E.
Mote Shakes his head .......this just is not working " Ok Cut .....CUT CUT CUT..." Lets do the time machine moive thing.... Darth Val your fired. .............. Ok "J" Elven and Xayissi land on a reMOTE island in the past and find a hurd of Cows....and then.........*M.O.T.E. gets out of his sith costum.*

Humm. was i acting?

[kamain]

hymm remote desert island...........
(prop boys start settign up remote dessert island)
ok I'll hit the makeup room and get myself looking like a stranded loony.......
wait......... NM

[M.O.T.E.]

ROLLEM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Elven]

*goes into the back room to search for change in the casting couch*

[M.O.T.E.]

Rushes in the back room with a camera, a bottle of vodka, and a deck of fortune telling cards.

[mcuaresm]

Sees the fatest girl trying to eat his chicken, enraged, he tells her to go on a jenny craig diet.

[voice of god]

what is this survivor?

*goes back to conversation with volleyball about how to outsmart the monkeys*

[Elven]

Originally posted by M.O.T.E.
Rushes in the back room with a camera, a bottle of vodka, and a deck of fortune telling cards.


Oh hello there MOTE....I'm just looking for....hey, what do you have there?

*points to a bottle of clear liquid, the camera, and the cards*

[The Skull]

DONT DO IT MASTER

[Elven]

*wonders what the heck Darth is talking about*

[kamain]

I've been stranded on this island for 2 whole weeks.. i need a way off..
i've tried building boats... i've tried swimming.. heck I even tried using walking off the set.. bu I'm stuck here..
anybode have an idea how to get off this cursed island?

[Elven]

learn to fly?

[jeaniesing]

:flies 'copter into thread and drops ladder for kamain.......:
the only condition is that you have to stay to the bottom of the ladder for the whole flight...... and change into each of these costumes at 15 minute intervals..... good footage y'know ;)

[M.O.T.E.]

OK gang that a take, now gather round , come on *waving hand for people to gather round* As you know Darth Val has been written out of the movie. *big ah comes from the crowd* That’s ok, I don’t know when or if he’ll be back, his contract was up any way, Now we need some bad guys to over his place, the loyal kind. Now lets get out there and knock em dead, no pun indented.
OK Rollem………………
lets start off with Darths funeral....

run back to the back room ...now where were we.

[Elven]

um....fortune telling? *shrugs and slowly backs away*

[M.O.T.E.]

Ho ya that right , now take the deck of cards, shuffle them , and pick 9 cards, place them face up, and then pick 3 cards and place them face down. (you have to tell me which cards they are for this to work) ho ya the deck is less all cards under 6. ie- 7 to A in the four sutes.

[Elven]

*scratches head* You lost me MOTE. Maybe you'de better do it.

[M.O.T.E.]

Ho for crying out loud… take a deck of cards you have at home, shuffle them and pick 9 cards face up. And three cards face down. Scan them or tell what they are.
The three cards that are face down are hidden tell the end of the fortune telling.
(i.e) ace of clubs, king of harts, and so on....

[Elven]

but I don't *yawn* have any of those kind of cards.


..and what are you going to do with that Vodka?

[M.O.T.E.]

*pours an ounce of Vodka in a glass, add OJ,* here have a drink, now you dont need any kind of cards, just a plain deck will do. ....

[Elven]

um...ok....*takes the screwdriver and downs it in a gulp*

*yawn* too sleepy...just want too....rest...*yawn*

*curls up on couch*

[Elven]

Hey! What do I look like? A pillow??

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by Elven
Hey! What do I look like? A pillow??
No! but you do look like a sexy girl that any dog would love to lay down on. Ruff1 Ruff!

[Elven]

methinks the vodka is messing with me head!!



hehe...well just as long as you don't start humping my leg I guess I'm ok with that. :laugh:

[kamain]

*stirs up the fire*
ok letsse.... some sticks.. some stones.. some bat wings......
(humms a few bars)
AH _AH I"VE SUMMUNED A DRAGON!!! it can fly us off this island!!
(chiken flys out of the fire)
.......
hmm needed more salt

[Elven]

at least you wont starve. ;)

[Elven]

XAY!!! Where are yooooooo!! *howls mournfully*

[Nyxan]

Not to far away (M.O.T.E. cast me in the movie for some reason)
:: enters stage left on back of emense black dragon
:: incinerates all the elephants in one blast
:: tears roof off back room and rips nath and M.O.T.E's heads off
:: gently grabs elven and klara and places both on back of dragon
:: grabs copy of film - I'm going to send it to funniest home video's
:: exit stage right

[Elven]

weeee! This is fun! oooo...my head....no more vodka..er..*grips the sides of the "dragon" with her legs and leans back to rest her aching skull*

[Nyxan]

:: places large soft velvet cushions underneath and behind Klara and elven
:: circles over film lot surveying destruction
:: yells at VOG did you get all that
:: thinks to self - I hope so cause its gonna M.O.T.E. cost a heap to rebuild it all
:: lands dragon next to chared remains of elephants
cmon boy lets eat

[voice of god]

um I kinda got knocked over a while back and then I was shipwrecked on an island so....

I guess u can add the cost of one film camera to the repairs

We'll just have to take the footage from Dragoncam, and Elephantca... oh

[kamain]

*having watched all this* WAHOOO! I'm ALIVE!!! ok walks off set..
ok for our next big scene we should have a huge dragon chase with all of us running from the dragon......
Hmmm maybe what should we use as vehicals though..???
looks over and sees golf carts..... hmm

[Nyxan]

:: leans back against side of pet dragon *burp* fully sated
:: offers elephant haunch to elven and klara
:: hopes M.O.T.E has enough money left for clean up

[Elven]

Oh no thanks Xay. Feeling a lil queezy. :x

[Nyxan]

Oh Ok perhaps this will help
:: gently rubs elvens back

[Elven]

*burps* oohh....thanks..I feel much better. :)

Though I think I need to lie down....now where's that casting couch?

[Nyxan]

Sorry got burnt when rover *pats dragons nose affectionately* and I rescued you from the back room.
perhaps M.O.T.E can spring for a new one

[Elven]

*sigh* too bad. Well..I guess this is just as good a place as any to relax.

[Nyxan]

:: gets rover to place tail around elven protectively
:: that should make you more comfortable
now wheres klara gone she was her a minute ago

[Elven]

hmm...this is nice....*pets the dragons tail and wriggles against it comfortably*


Klara? Not sure? *winks at the dragon*

[Nyxan]

hey vog I just got a idea for the next scene.
what do you think of a love story between a elfin princess and a big black dragon

[Elven]

*falls asleep curled up in Rover's tail*

[Nyxan]

:: Goes hunting for an elf princess costume
:: talks to self *now if get rover to pick up elven in his claws and then fly her to a mountain top where she beguiles him with her beautiful smile and feminine charms and he falls in love with her and she with him but her father played by VOG who is against the whole thing gets an army.....................*
:: fades off into the distance

[M.O.T.E.]

*brings out a bucket of hot pepper for the dargon.*

[Elven]

dargons' and sankes, and typos Oh my!!

[Nyxan]

I hope you produce better than you spell or we'll all be looking for new jobs

[kamain]

*prop bos come in and start settign up the next scene*
hey chairs..... and musical insturments.....
(london symphony orchestra walks in*
hey guys... who's paing for this

[jeaniesing]

:takes pins out of mouth:
The princess costume is almost finished, I painted the Mountain backdrop to your specs - its almost dry, here's the first 50 pages of the scripts written on your idea, and there's fresh coffee over there : points: The recording studio is set up for the orchestra and they'll find their parts on their stands (sorry about the handwritten stuff... I was running short on time), the really buff guys over there : points : are for VOG's army and I just fertilized the hot pepper patch..... hey MOTE... did you wipe your feet??

Can I take a break now Xay??

[Nyxan]

well done jeanie thats very good Oh by the way could you organise somebody to clean up the elephant bones in the corner and then could you arrange for the food van to be at the back of the set at the end of the shoot.
:: pats jeanies shoulder
your doing a wonderful job, I'm going to have a word to mote about a pay rise
Ok VOG's army on set

[jeaniesing]

actually.......... I was saving the Elephant bones for the interior of the dragon cave...... And I did a little cooking for later....... ;)... oh and here's the *whisper whisper* you asked for....... :hands Xay a plain brown paper bag:

[Nyxan]

:: plants big kiss on jeanie
I knew youd find it
:: Points to rover sitting in corner
Can you please find a kennel for him, I dont want him to catch a cold. If he sneezed on somebody, well lets just say they'd be a little browned off

[Nyxan]

:: calls to elven
Hey come see what jeanie got for me, I reckon you'll like it

[M.O.T.E.]

Yup i did, So let shoot the next seen ware the Good guy get all eat up by the evil snake. ....Pick a thread... or do we do that sence areadly



*gets her hands on the post*


It's scene darnit! not scense! scene!!!

[Nyxan]

Originally posted by M.O.T.E.
Yup i did, So let shoot the next seen ware the Good guy get all eat up by the evil snake. ....Pick a thread... or do we do that sence areadly
We should have a poll on who can spell the worst

[M.O.T.E.]

Y wood u doo that? i spill just fine.......

[Elven]

Originally posted by xayissa
:: calls to elven
Hey come see what jeanie got for me, I reckon you'll like it


hmmm? okey dokey. *skips over to Xay humming*

What is it? what is it? *bounces around like an eager child*

[Elven]

:eek:

[jeaniesing]

LMAO @ Nath........... tooo funny!

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by Nath
*runs in n humps elvens leg* woooooo GATECRAAAAAASH!

Was that the right leg or left? ;)

[Elven]

I didn't think it was so funny. :damn:

[kamain]

all right I guess I'm one of the heros for the dragon eating scene....
*takes a second and pays off life insurace*
according to the script me and and one other person escapes and one of use is missing an arm... ok whos the person and which one gets to miss an arm...

[jeaniesing]

:tosses kamain a fake arm:.....

[Nyxan]

:: takes fake arm back
Sorry kamain we dont use fake props around here its all do your own stunts thing and take the good with the bad
:: whispers to rover*pssssspssspsp*
Ok everbody ready and ROLL EM

[Elven]

What's this I hear about a dragon and elf princess love story? Sounds a little like Beauty and the Beast. ;)

[temple123]

**goes over and asks for some cake, and they both eat it. The cake was good but a little on the salty side she said**

[Nyxan]

Eats temple, mmm better than the cake

[Elven]

(OH NO! IM LOSING POSTS TOO!!))

[M.O.T.E.]

It was the Quantum Device, I told you it was very powerful. Beware... your 3000 post party mite turn out to be a little less.
Now really who is smarter Xay , Drath Or M.O.T.E. the Rebel King?

[Elven]

Xay is defenitly smarter. he doesn't even have any fingers and he can type far better than either of you. ;)

[M.O.T.E.]

TwoShay

[Nyxan]

Don't you just love the pointy eared cutie.
I sure do

[KlaraKindest]

you don't love me...........?

[Nyxan]

Of couse I do Klara
:: gives Klara a gentle hug and long deep kiss
:: releases Klara
Now back to work
VOG suit up its your turn to lead the army into battle against rover
:: turns to rover
now boy dont be to hard on em their only pretending to kill you

[M.O.T.E.]

Xay that a good scrit now lets rap this moive up by sunday, we have a new moive to start filming on Monday. VOG you better start cutting and pasteing for the finel release. The press is gona be here.....

[Elven]

Xay? Xaaay!? *wander onto the set wearing the "princess contume" he fabricated for her*

Do I really have to wear this? *turns for him to see*

[M.O.T.E.]

hey.... you make that look good.

[Elven]

aww...shucks. :blush:

[M.O.T.E.]

Ok who should we end this moive ...come on some GOOD ideas. Ah and we can't use the Q.D. the producers would not like us very much.
A) Evil wins
B) Good Wins
C) Flea Wins because his so cute ...Well Come ON! WHAT!
*go into rant* WE NEED AN ENDING, WE HAVE A NEW MOIVE TO SHOOT ON MONDAY. COME ON GANG.
*go into back room for more Vodka*

[M.O.T.E.]

*stick head back out* Ho by the way Elven Your in charge....J keep an EYE on her will ya.

[kamain]

good wins! and evertything evil explodes! (yes a short post but I honestly can't think of anything else)

[Elven]

hey hey hey...he said I'm in charge.

[M.O.T.E.]

*opens Vodka bottle, pours a large drink.*

[KlaraKindest]

Well what am I in next?

[kamain]

*stuntmen and demolition men come in*
hey they're placing charges everywhere I guess That means its gonna be one huge explosive ending

[M.O.T.E.]

Hum interesting , well here's the match.....

[voice of god]

Originally posted by M.O.T.E.
Hum interesting , well here's the match.....

hey that reminds me of a good joke

if someone asks you "Do you have a match?"

you say "Yeah, your face and my bum"

funny, huh

[Elven]

hehehe..*claps VOG on the shoulder* That actually made me laugh since it was quite unexpected. :)

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by Elven
hehehe..*claps VOG on the shoulder* That actually made me laugh since it was quite unexpected. :)
Ho Elven I sure hope you flimed that ending. The film editor will have a hay day. Snip Snip.... I wish we could end this moive so we could get on to the next one. I've had a few dis-tractions. And your the Man *clears thought* woman in charge! *looks right, looks left, leans over and says in a low voice* your very smart, and I know you can do this if you want to, do you want to? If so, the next moive will be even better. I have an idea that will ROCK! (please, shooting at starws)If evil wins, we have a second moive. If good wins we have a problem with the union. becasue they will want more money when it makes the big time hit. We also have to get Xayissa back some how, becasue he has become very popular with the young folk. He has turned out to be a great Evil comic. It would break all the box office records for ten weeks straight. All we have to do is get him back on the air. the thread would make MILLIONS I say! ......ok ok com down i no M.O.T.E.'s been working to hard com down com down.......
So......... what.. do..ya.. think.............. Elven? :rolleyes:

[M.O.T.E.]

Ok where did the Elf Go?

[Felida]

*leaps into the thread*

It looks like an good time .. a new movie about to start and all.

Calls out to Elven .. Can you wind this movie up like Mr Mote says .. and can I have a cameo kitty part in the next one ?

[M.O.T.E.]

ANH the actors all quit. the company is going broke, and were all out of wisky rum, and vodka.

[Felida]

*kitty cusses*

"I guess I will never be a movie star then. Never mind Mote, sits down on a crate and passes him a last bottle of vodka ... *a toast to Old Times .. May we live in Interesting Times".*

[kamain]

aahh I guess with the switchover we all forgot where we were......
(poor us)

[M.O.T.E.]

Well D.O.T.D. tv show is going well. That evil thing blew up once apon time 1 and a few other threads. ah maybe in september...