It's Official!

[voice of god]

after hitting the 1000 post mark, I am now legally a post whore

*sits back contentedly* ahh, anyone got a cigarette?

no I dont smoke, but I maybe a drink would be nice

yay!

[jeaniesing]

Have 3..... on me ;)

[Si]

Congrats VOG!! Let the party begin!! :p

[Ralph'e']

heres a gitft, a slap on da *hic* face.

its custom in my,. countryy to give a ,slap once one legally becomes a postwhore..
does that maike ne siuense?

*swings another pint of VOG's beer*

[Elven]

hey! I never got my slap! *crosses her arms in mock anger*

[voice of god]

did I just get pimpslapped?!:confused:

oh, Elven you get your slap on a different part of the body

not here:slap: but here:moon:

[NetGirl]

Hey congrats VOG !!!!!!! u tart..lol

joins party with bottle of scotch and big bag of chippies!!!:)

[Elven]

*covers her rearend protectively*

I mean't from Ralph not you!

*sticks her tongue out* I dare ya! :assskake: in VOG's face.

[voice of god]

Elven it will be from Ralph, its his custom. I just thought he would rather slap your bum since u r a girl.

Although he is a kiwi, and after watching that movie Once Were Warriors, who knows what his customs are. lol

Hey Netgirl welcome to the party, and BTW I think someone else is well on their way to being a bit of a post tart too, hmm:p

[Elven]

oo...well..in that case....*stops sheilding her rump with a hand and relaxes*

[Si]

*playfully slaps Elven's pert rump ;)*

[voice of god]

ha!~~~~ pert

[Elven]

ooooo...why you! *smirkes as she feels heat wash over her face and body* *spins on her heel and administers a slap on Si's fanny and one one VOG's for giving him the idea*

[Si]

In this country, I don't possess a Fanny. I'll let Flea explain!! :blush:

[Si]

Oh what the hell....



(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)
fanny noun [C]
1 UK OFFENSIVE a woman's sexual organs

2 US OLD-FASHIONED INFORMAL a person's bottom

[Elven]

ooooh!!! Well then can I just slap you on the arse?

[Si]

thank you - that's better!! lol

[NetGirl]

Originally posted by voice of god

Hey Netgirl welcome to the party, and BTW I think someone else is well on their way to being a bit of a post tart too, hmm:p [/B]

Really ....Who?:rolleyes:

Batts eyes in an innocent fashion.....

[Si]

Yes, when you going to get yourself a custom title Netgirl? :)

[NetGirl]

Havent really thort bout it Si.....you got any bright ideas for the spider from the doggy...

[Si]

Hmm, I'll have a think and consult with our fellow MB's. Maybe start a thread......*ponders*

[NetGirl]

go for it Si....waits in anticipation!!!

[Si]

Perhaps if/when we choose one, we can all club together to save you the MB$ :)

[NetGirl]

wow u would do that for little ol me :cuddle:

[Si]

Yes, of course, here you go :

http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=48057

[voice of god]

cool idea!

ooh Elven harder baby

[ZelRiptha]

*shudders at the sound of hard wood hitting soft flesh*

You could work out a bit more, eh, VoG? ;)

[jeaniesing]

hey.... There can never be too much of a good thing ;)

[Elven]

*hmm... rubs a hand over her hard glutes* not me! : D

[lostdave]

Congrats on the milestone dude.......

Still not there yet myself...somehow I think I will live ;)
ahhh..one day, I too shall be a post whore.....

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by Elven
*hmm... rubs a hand over her hard glutes* not me! : D :jawdrop: My God shes going to.....NO Elven not here.....................

[Elven]

what??? Psh! I was just saying how I didn't need any exercise.. grrr. men

[M.O.T.E.]

Originally posted by Elven
what??? Psh! I was just saying how I didn't need any exercise.. grrr. men
*blushes....oops i thought you were going to ummmm...

[Elven]

..I have no idea what you were thinking and I'm glad I don't :rolleyes:

[voice of god]

sometimes I wonder wether MOTE knows what HE'S thinking either????

and by the way Zel these glutes are anything but soft flesh, well they are soft when relaxed, but when I tense em, why you could bounce a coin off them my friend!

need I remind u I am a squash player! oh yeah! thats right ladies, we're talkin trim toned and terriffic, as in rippling muscles, u know, somthin u can claw those fingers into

*gets up an struts around the room*

*does the rooster, Mick Jagger style*

oh yeah!

:thumbsup:

[NetGirl]

Originally posted by voice of god


need I remind u I am a squash player! oh yeah! thats right ladies, we're talkin trim toned and terriffic, as in rippling muscles, u know, somthin u can claw those fingers into

*gets up an struts around the room*

*does the rooster, Mick Jagger style*


oh honey...u r the man;)

[voice of god]

yeah but be careful, I think Im suffering from SARS - Single And Really Sexy;)

(thanks MidnightStryker):p

[Elven]

single and really sexy. oh gawd! :laugh:

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by voice of god
...we're talkin trim toned and terriffic, as in rippling muscles, u know, somthin u can claw those fingers into
*gets up an struts around the room*
*does the rooster, Mick Jagger style*
oh yeah!
:thumbsup:

a little pictorial proof??

(join the chant girls....)
prove it..
prove it...

[lostdave]

hey VOG....can I have one of those tickets please ;-)

LMAO......this site never ceases to amaze me @ it's abilty to make me laugh!

I guess it's more you bunh of nutbags(and I mean that in the nicest possible way) that do most of the hard work....

Sometimes I think the whole world is here purely for my own amusement!

[NetGirl]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
a little pictorial proof??

(join the chant girls....)
prove it..
prove it...

yeah yeah.....prove it ..prove it ...show us u got groove bits

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by lostdave
LMAO......this site never ceases to amaze me @ it's abilty to make me laugh!

I guess it's more you bunh of nutbags(and I mean that in the nicest possible way) that do most of the hard work....

Sometimes I think the whole world is here purely for my own amusement!

:Takes a bow in Dave's direction.... encourages rest of cast to do the same : ;) ;)

[voice of god]

ladies please, calm yourselves

I only have one photo of me on my computer that a friend sent from a party, but its too big to post or sumthin. I tried to post it in the pics thread(no, not the funny pics, the other one) but it wouldnt let me

*bows to Dave, thanks I'll be here all week*

[NetGirl]

sighs in disappointment.......bugger!

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by voice of god
I only have one photo of me on my computer that a friend sent from a party, but its too big to post or sumthin. I tried to post it in the pics thread(no, not the funny pics, the other one) but it wouldnt let me (pssssssst........ you could try a little harder! Like PMing/emailing the pic to someone :rolleyes: you know who is always shrinking pics in the funny pic forum?!?! But not squash musculature, huh? :damn: ;) ;) ;) ;) I think your sexy with out the pic anyway :D)

[voice of god]

ok its comin your way Jeanie:)

but it doesnt really show off my body

and thanks Jeanie, you're right , u dont need looks to be sexy, u just need money, lots an lots of money, ah, I mean charisma

[voice of god]

ok, if anybody wants to check out my sexy.....um , beer, its here

http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?s=&postid=243543#post243543

hey I'm a poet and u didnt even know it

(BTW thanx Jeanie ;) )

[jeaniesing]

I formally concede to VOG..... sexy he is..... even without money ;)

[mmmayk]

CONGRATS ON THIS GREAT RECORD BREAKING NUMBER WISH US LUCK ON OURS

[Elven]

grrrrr....sexy yes.....*pounces VOG*

[jeaniesing]

(don't say I didn't warn you VOG!)

[Elven]

me likes sexy things.....*tears at his shirt with her teeth*....grrr....*paws him gently*

[Ralph'e']

woot.. good show on ;)

*munches on some popcorn*

[jeaniesing]

Hey Elven..... Ralphs kinda cute too... : points to picture: :-p and you'd get to visit him in New Zealand..... y'know..... Where LOTR was filmed?!?!

[Elven]

aaagh! Don't do that to me Jeanie! It's been a dream of mine to visit New Zealand ever since I was a little girl. :( Yeah he is cute....but I thought he was taken?

[Elven]

*continues ripping at VOG's shirt as VOG lies beneath her obviously stunned*

[Si]

Originally posted by Elven
*continues ripping at VOG's shirt as VOG lies beneath her obviously stunned*

Gee........ you're just insatiable!! ;)

[Elven]

grrr..your next fuzzy. :evil:

[Si]

Originally posted by Elven
grrr..your next fuzzy. :evil:

In your dreams!! ;)

[Elven]

ha! What do you know about my dreams? You and Zel I'll tell ya. men. psh!

no most of my dreams involve short little men with curly hair and big feet.

[Si]

Originally posted by Elven
ha! What do you know about my dreams?

Ok, not dreams....delusions of grandeur maybe? ;)

[Elven]

nicely stolen STAR WARS quote. touché my man. Touché.

[Si]

lol - I notice you got the ALT GR and E going well there dear ;)

[Elven]

copy and paste actually. ;)

[Si]

ooohh, let me give you a saucer of milk!! ;)

[Elven]

:laugh: my ribs!!

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by Elven
*continues ripping at VOG's shirt as VOG lies beneath her obviously stunned* <sigh>.... its never as fun when you stun 'em early on........

[Elven]

*raises an eyebrow* Is that riiiight?

[Si]

Originally posted by Elven
*raises an eyebrow* Is that riiiight?

Most definitely but then Elven is stunning :)

[Elven]

aww Si. *pats your head* :blush: Your such a sweetie. :)

[Elven]

*continues to ravage poor VOG* no..wait...that didn't sound right....hrm....*attempts to re-write that one in her head*

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
<sigh>.... its never as fun when you stun 'em early on........

Care to practice, Sweetness? :smart:

[jeaniesing]

What a good idea...... maybe you can show VOG what the next step is ;)

[ZelRiptha]

*delivers a stunning smooch-on-the-kisser to Jeanie while she's still talking*

:cuddle:

[jeaniesing]

(oh... he's GOOD!)

[m3 12acer]

Originally posted by voice of god
after hitting the 1000 post mark, I am now legally a post whore

*sits back contentedly* ahh, anyone got a cigarette?

no I dont smoke, but I maybe a drink would be nice

yay!

congrats VOG, took you a while to get here........

[voice of god]

thanks acer, I guess Im a laidback kinda guy

and Elven, oh my god!:jawdrop:

[Si]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
(oh... he's GOOD!)

But what did you find in that beard? ;)

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by Si
But what did you find in that beard? ;) Treasures aplenty my dear.... but hwta matters more is what that beard found in.... ummm... forget it!!!!! :eek:

[ZelRiptha]

:smart:

You did ask... :-p

[Elven]

Originally posted by voice of god
thanks acer, I guess Im a laidback kinda guy

and Elven, oh my god!:jawdrop:

you were right Jeanie. Stunned. hehe

*tickles him with an evil smile on her face*

[jeaniesing]

Since I'm so used to being right :o (;)).... what was i right about!??!?!

[m3 12acer]

Originally posted by voice of god
thanks acer, I guess Im a laidback kinda guy

and Elven, oh my god!:jawdrop:

VOG if you look carefully enough you'll see that the 12 look very similar to a capital R hehe.

[Si]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
but what matters more is what that beard found in....

Hmm, not sure I wanna know! :eek:

[NetGirl]

The activity on this thread has nearly been scandolous:jawdrop:

Keep it up gals!!!!..lol....(and i mean that in the most inocent of ways);)

[Si]

Originally posted by NetGirl
The activity on this thread has nearly been scandolous:jawdrop:

Keep it up gals!!!!..lol....(and i mean that in the most inocent of ways);)

Well, what can I say? Any thread with Elven, Zel, Jeanie, Flea, Merl, King and myself tends to go that way!:boink:

[voice of god]

yeah very innocent Im sure Netgirl and nice Av too, excellent!

[Elven]

Originally posted by Si
Well, what can I say? Any thread with Elven, Zel, Jeanie, Flea, Merl, King and myself tends to go that way!:boink:

ain't it the truth? :rolleyes:

*pokes VOG* you still alive down there?

[NetGirl]

Originally posted by Elven


*pokes VOG* you still alive down there?

VOG is down where?.....the mind boggles

[Si]

Originally posted by NetGirl
VOG is down where?.....the mind boggles

Don't ask!! :)

[NetGirl]

Could it be that bad?????????

[NetGirl]

Or maybe for someone that good...lol....

better be carefull i could get myself in real trouble here

[Elven]

oh Si...psh! I'm just sittin on him that all! :laugh: Maybe I crushed the poor dear? noooooo...It's not like he couldn't throw me off if he wanted too.

hmmm... *paws at his chest*

*wispers in his ear* helloooooooo?

[voice of god]

I am feeling a bit woosy from all of this loving attention...... may need...... resucitation..... before I...........

(and Si dont even think about it)

[NetGirl]

slaps a slab of beer on the counter and asks

"VOG..will this help"?

[Si]

Originally posted by voice of god
(and Si dont even think about it)

Don't worry, I'm not!! :)

[Elven]

artificial resperation? that involves hands on chests, mouths on mouths....

*gets a cool cloth and wipes sweat of VOG's forehead*

oh VOG! I'm so sorry...I did this to you! *dramatic*

*grins and crawls off of him*

[NetGirl]

Hey VOG....have u seen where Elven is now waiting for u....

Look at her "Location".....shes gonna clean u rite up

[Elven]

OI! netgirl I'm surprised at you. :nono:

I'm just in the bath because..well...I'm feelin a little dirty.

[voice of god]

lol yes we've already discussed how Elven likes playing dirty(hence the bath)

Elven - how dramatic *grabs u an plants a determined kiss on your soft but pliable lips (u know old skool style with the big sweep of the feet and bend over backwards thing)*

farewell my love!

[Elven]

*growls softly and giggles enjoying the kiss* *blink suddenly as she is swept from the ground into strong arms*

farewell? aww...your not going are you? :( *stokes his cheek with a finger, pouting*

[voice of god]

nah, that was just for dramatic effect

[Elven]

ahh I see..;) *gives a little tongue and growls again* :evil:

[Elven]

*gasps a little as her hand is giuded onto a rock hard surface and encouraged to squeeze*

*raises an eyebrow* buns of steel eh?

[voice of god]

lol *clenches check*

Im sorry, I didnt hurt your hand did I? lol

[Elven]

*prods gently with her strong fingers* hehe...not at all m'dear..

*licks the tip of your nose playfully*

[m3 12acer]

Originally posted by Si
Well, what can I say? Any thread with Elven, Zel, Jeanie, Flea, Merl, King and myself tends to go that way!:boink:

i think i passed that phase :/

[NetGirl]

Originally posted by Elven
*gasps a little as her hand is giuded onto a rock hard surface and encouraged to squeeze*

*raises an eyebrow* buns of steel eh?

wow this is one hell of a party!:eek:

[M.O.T.E.]

So did you win anything?

[NetGirl]

Originally posted by M.O.T.E.
So did you win anything?

Did who win what?

[Elven]

ow my fingeres!!! *runs away for some ice*

[ZelRiptha]

*labels Vog's bum as a menace and health hazard*

[Elven]

*replaces the lable with a slap me sign*

[Si]

Originally posted by m3 12acer
i think i passed that phase :/

Who are you trying to kid? :)

[m3 12acer]

Originally posted by Si
Who are you trying to kid? :)

correction: I have passed that phase.