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dave snyder
08-29-2003, 11:27 PM
"Kronos X" <kx@nospamever.com> wrote in message
news:3F4E72CF.A98B12C0@nospamever.com...
> I thought Lars Ulrich was the best ever?
>
> Oh, that was the "biggest ever" you know what...
>
>
> >
> > What was Alex Van Halen the best ever at?
> >
> > Sucking cock?
> > Giving deep tissue massages to his lovely brother?
> > Using his drumstick for self-anal-pleasure?
> > Giving the worst EVER excuse for cancelling a European tour?
> > At telling his lil bro what to do?
> > At making Sammy Hagar NOT look so ugly?
> > At giving the worst ever interview?
> > At giving idle threats - "If you ever say one more thing about my
> > family, then I'll kick your ****in' ass."
> > At giving false predictions - "VH3 will go platinum."
> >
> > Just what the **** is this scumbag good at?
> >
> > "A true ambassador of rock" - ROTFL!
> >
> > Like Sammy said - Al just sits at home all day on the internet and
> > smokes cigarettes! LOL at the paraplegic!
> >
> > On Sat, 31 May 2003 06:46:32 GMT, Tony B
> > <bogenboom@nospammingnever.com> wrote:
> >
> > > With the recent news, the question now must be asked -
> > >
> > > Was Alex Van Halen the best ever?
> > >
> > > I believe so. In his prime, he was larger than life - He had the
> > > craziness of Keith Moon, the signature sound of a John Bonham, a is a
> > > fan favorite ala Peter Criss, and was the driving force behind the
band
> > > much like Phil Collins of Genesis.
> > >
> > > His brother Eddie, the most respected musician in rock today, said he
> > > could never play with anybody else than his brother Al. Without Al,
> > > there is no Van Halen. Alex also is known for his artistic talents as
> > > well. He is responsible for much of VH's artwork and production. Take
a
> > > look at the OU812 design, it reeks of Alex's talents.
> > >
> > > Many people today are revisiting the Van Halen eras and are giving
more
> > > and more credit to the signature sound of Alex's drumming. How many
> > > future drummers did he inspire with those monstrous double bass drums?
> > > That was some crazy ****. Much like the first time people heard the
> > > intro to Love Gun and the credibility it gave Kiss and Peter Criss.
How
> > > many young players went home and tried that night to learn that
intro??
> > >
> > > On the last VH tour, which as we now know will probably be Al's last,
he
> > > went out there bandaged from the head down. He was in great physical
> > > pain but persisted. Legends grew when it was found out that heavy
pieces
> > > of ceiling fell on Alex during rehearsal in Europe. He kept playing
> > > through the whole song! In spite of all this, Al still toured out of
> > > love for his music and millions of fans.
> > >
> > > Alex Van Halen is a true ambassador of rock. He is loved by the
millions
> > > of VH faithful and many other fans. I'm sure many will agree with me,
he
> > > truly is the best 'EVER'!
> > >
> > > The ones that stand out in order:
> > >
> > > Alex Van Halen - I already explained that.
> > > Bun E. Carlos - Most famous drum intro in history with AIn't That A
> > > Shame. Nobody can nail this one.
> > > Peter Criss - No one matches his energy on >Love Gun intro.
> > > Ringo Starr - This guy played any and evrything and used it as a drum!

Rock Guitar Seattle
08-30-2003, 11:11 PM
It's spelled....

JOHN BONHAM.

You fuking reetaard....



On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 05:27:53 GMT, "dave snyder" <dsnyder6@woh.rr.com>
wrote:

>
>"Kronos X" <kx@nospamever.com> wrote in message
>news:3F4E72CF.A98B12C0@nospamever.com...
>> I thought Lars Ulrich was the best ever?
>>
>> Oh, that was the "biggest ever" you know what...
>>
>>
>> >
>> > What was Alex Van Halen the best ever at?
>> >
>> > Sucking cock?
>> > Giving deep tissue massages to his lovely brother?
>> > Using his drumstick for self-anal-pleasure?
>> > Giving the worst EVER excuse for cancelling a European tour?
>> > At telling his lil bro what to do?
>> > At making Sammy Hagar NOT look so ugly?
>> > At giving the worst ever interview?
>> > At giving idle threats - "If you ever say one more thing about my
>> > family, then I'll kick your ****in' ass."
>> > At giving false predictions - "VH3 will go platinum."
>> >
>> > Just what the **** is this scumbag good at?
>> >
>> > "A true ambassador of rock" - ROTFL!
>> >
>> > Like Sammy said - Al just sits at home all day on the internet and
>> > smokes cigarettes! LOL at the paraplegic!
>> >
>> > On Sat, 31 May 2003 06:46:32 GMT, Tony B
>> > <bogenboom@nospammingnever.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > > With the recent news, the question now must be asked -
>> > >
>> > > Was Alex Van Halen the best ever?
>> > >
>> > > I believe so. In his prime, he was larger than life - He had the
>> > > craziness of Keith Moon, the signature sound of a John Bonham, a is a
>> > > fan favorite ala Peter Criss, and was the driving force behind the
>band
>> > > much like Phil Collins of Genesis.
>> > >
>> > > His brother Eddie, the most respected musician in rock today, said he
>> > > could never play with anybody else than his brother Al. Without Al,
>> > > there is no Van Halen. Alex also is known for his artistic talents as
>> > > well. He is responsible for much of VH's artwork and production. Take
>a
>> > > look at the OU812 design, it reeks of Alex's talents.
>> > >
>> > > Many people today are revisiting the Van Halen eras and are giving
>more
>> > > and more credit to the signature sound of Alex's drumming. How many
>> > > future drummers did he inspire with those monstrous double bass drums?
>> > > That was some crazy ****. Much like the first time people heard the
>> > > intro to Love Gun and the credibility it gave Kiss and Peter Criss.
>How
>> > > many young players went home and tried that night to learn that
>intro??
>> > >
>> > > On the last VH tour, which as we now know will probably be Al's last,
>he
>> > > went out there bandaged from the head down. He was in great physical
>> > > pain but persisted. Legends grew when it was found out that heavy
>pieces
>> > > of ceiling fell on Alex during rehearsal in Europe. He kept playing
>> > > through the whole song! In spite of all this, Al still toured out of
>> > > love for his music and millions of fans.
>> > >
>> > > Alex Van Halen is a true ambassador of rock. He is loved by the
>millions
>> > > of VH faithful and many other fans. I'm sure many will agree with me,
>he
>> > > truly is the best 'EVER'!
>> > >
>> > > The ones that stand out in order:
>> > >
>> > > Alex Van Halen - I already explained that.
>> > > Bun E. Carlos - Most famous drum intro in history with AIn't That A
>> > > Shame. Nobody can nail this one.
>> > > Peter Criss - No one matches his energy on >Love Gun intro.
>> > > Ringo Starr - This guy played any and evrything and used it as a drum!
>