the one line story game [Archive]

uskhan21

11-20-2003, 02:25 PM

...his phone rang, he jumped out and...

VenagE

11-21-2003, 01:40 AM

... and notices that his girlfriend has a ...

11-21-2003, 01:56 AM

rather large...

sack

11-21-2003, 02:03 AM

third nipple below her...

voice of god

11-21-2003, 08:49 AM

right nipple.

jeaniesing

11-21-2003, 09:12 AM

He wondered

ZelRiptha

11-21-2003, 10:20 AM

whether she had

Luiza*Cunha

11-21-2003, 10:24 AM

noticed he noticed and

ZelRiptha

11-21-2003, 10:27 AM

thus undertook to

Luiza*Cunha

11-21-2003, 10:36 AM

create a diversion.

ZelRiptha

11-21-2003, 10:52 AM

So he rolled up his

Luiza*Cunha

11-21-2003, 11:09 AM

eyes and began to

ZelRiptha

11-21-2003, 11:22 AM

have a fit, thrashing and

Luiza*Cunha

11-21-2003, 11:39 AM

cursing until she

ZelRiptha

11-21-2003, 11:49 AM

shot him dead. Then she

Luiza*Cunha

11-21-2003, 11:52 AM

started looking for

ZelRiptha

11-21-2003, 11:54 AM

a place to put

Luiza*Cunha

11-21-2003, 12:17 PM

the body. Suddenly she

G-man

11-21-2003, 12:19 PM

(insert) remembered... :laugh2: the still hot, smoking gun

jeaniesing

11-21-2003, 01:35 PM

as it...

PIMPNaintEZ4

11-21-2003, 05:27 PM

lay on the floor next to her...

voice of god

11-21-2003, 07:55 PM

glistening like a...

G-man

11-21-2003, 10:28 PM

sweaty third nipple on her breast, which

yoshi19

11-22-2003, 12:55 AM

was under the right one.

11-22-2003, 02:58 AM

She considered whether to..

Luiza*Cunha

11-22-2003, 08:19 PM

call a friend to give her a hand or...

G-man

11-22-2003, 10:28 PM

attempt to lift it with her three nipples (so as not to leave more fingerprints) or

Pol

11-23-2003, 12:54 PM

to borrow some rubber gloves from Si

Sk8er

11-23-2003, 02:10 PM

So she...

Flip-Mode

11-23-2003, 02:23 PM

decided to burn the whole place instead, but...

11-24-2003, 01:54 AM

it went all terribly wrong when...

yoshi19

11-24-2003, 02:06 AM

she set the place a blaze, before exiting.

Luiza*Cunha

11-24-2003, 03:42 AM

She was lucky though, because...

Pol

11-24-2003, 04:03 AM

the fire-fighters annual dinner-dance was next door...

voice of god

11-24-2003, 05:34 AM

and they were all doing the macarena

Sk8er

11-24-2003, 08:26 AM

So she put out the fire using the milk from her 3 nipples, but

11-24-2003, 09:23 AM

found that the firemen were more interested in her than the fire. One of them said....

Sk8er

11-24-2003, 10:54 AM

"Hey! Look at the freakshow!" The girl...

shortys

11-24-2003, 12:46 PM

turns around and starts..

Pol

11-25-2003, 05:21 AM

to do a striptease but soon realised...

Sk8er

11-25-2003, 09:44 AM

that she had caught on fire, so...

shortys

11-25-2003, 11:14 AM

she ran out of the house naked..

Luiza*Cunha

11-25-2003, 11:58 AM

screaming like mad. One of the men...

11-25-2003, 12:01 PM

was a cross-dresser who...

ZelRiptha

11-25-2003, 12:22 PM

looked a lot like Pol. He...

Luiza*Cunha

11-25-2003, 03:54 PM

suggested that she

ZelRiptha

11-25-2003, 04:05 PM

might look better in a frilly

Luiza*Cunha

11-25-2003, 04:09 PM

lingerie and then

ZelRiptha

11-25-2003, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Luizacunha
lingerie and then

pulled several samples out of his overcoat, but

woodyk

11-25-2003, 04:36 PM

...unknown to the NASA satalite he...

ZelRiptha

11-25-2003, 04:41 PM

degaussed the suborbital yaw-induction mechanism while simultaneously

woodyk

11-25-2003, 04:54 PM

reversing the polarity on his mobile phone turning it into a...

ZelRiptha

11-25-2003, 05:06 PM

black lace negligee with GPS. He then

woodyk

11-25-2003, 05:10 PM

located the hottie he needed to...

shortys

11-26-2003, 11:15 AM

should do yet another strip tease for them...

VenagE

11-26-2003, 11:34 AM

until he goes completely broke , but

dairyco2001

11-26-2003, 11:37 AM

...not without realizing...

Sk8er

11-26-2003, 11:38 AM

She is already naked, so the men...

ungshunjin

11-26-2003, 11:38 AM

luckily he still got his golden threaded underwear for sale!!So he

shortys

11-26-2003, 11:57 AM

took it off, put it over his head and asking people to buy it

alcozma

11-27-2003, 12:45 AM

...next thing the cops showed up with sirens blasting.....

bhutz

11-27-2003, 01:29 AM

...shouting 'put your hands above your pants!'...

Sk8er

11-27-2003, 09:28 AM

The man and woman were arrested...

bhutz

11-27-2003, 10:36 AM

...and where chucked in a Turkish prison...

Sk8er

11-27-2003, 10:42 AM

where they were...

11-27-2003, 10:49 AM

stripped naked and...

shortys

11-27-2003, 11:30 AM

made fun of my the inmates..

Sk8er

11-27-2003, 11:34 AM

because of the 3 nipples...

VenagE

11-27-2003, 12:00 PM

that particularly cought the attention of 2 horny dirty men ...

Luiza*Cunha

11-27-2003, 12:23 PM

who immediately began to...

11-28-2003, 04:54 AM

do the tango. This didn't...

Luiza*Cunha

11-28-2003, 06:18 AM

make them feel...

shortys

11-28-2003, 11:02 AM

accepted at all so..

alcozma

11-28-2003, 03:21 PM

...their thoughts turned to devising a means of escape....

shortys

11-29-2003, 01:11 PM

which clearly isnt gonna work out..

VenagE

11-29-2003, 03:10 PM

unless they use the 3 nippled hoe who might ...

shortys

11-29-2003, 09:24 PM

tryna use another method like..

CyberCat

11-30-2003, 06:45 PM

...bribe with guards with...

G-man

11-30-2003, 08:07 PM

tripple-nippeled-titilation. This aroused the attention of...

alcozma

12-01-2003, 04:04 AM

....the guards who were 'wide eyed' and equally distracted to see......

G-man

01-06-2004, 10:27 PM

her two belly-buttons ... one "outie" and one "innie"!

Black_Kat

01-07-2004, 06:41 PM

One guard felt the strange urge to poke her with a stick but....

X-Factor

01-07-2004, 07:32 PM

decided to use his finger....

G-man

01-07-2004, 09:05 PM

But on closer look at her physical abnormalities decided he should keep his distance so he reached for his stick... :stick:

frchung

01-07-2004, 10:19 PM

and poke the ...

rknrne

01-08-2004, 01:27 AM

3rd nipple up under the roll of fat ,leaving ample room

Black_Kat

01-08-2004, 06:51 PM

thankfully, because she lashed out and...

vbrio

01-08-2004, 08:16 PM

started to move her..

X-Factor

01-08-2004, 09:07 PM

extrataneous nipple in order to...

frchung

01-08-2004, 11:11 PM

protect it from ...

MMMmmm..food

01-09-2004, 03:16 PM

the oncoming disaster...

Black_Kat

01-09-2004, 03:24 PM

of stickage, but the movement caused a distraction to the guard who then...

ZelRiptha

01-09-2004, 03:33 PM

called out to George, "Watch out!", but it was too late...

Black_Kat

01-09-2004, 04:27 PM

because the woman's pet sockmonkey...

G-man

01-09-2004, 05:02 PM

got "sticked" by Phil... :stick:

who said in "baby voice" pokey-pokey!

Just before the sock monkey

MMMmmm..food

01-09-2004, 08:57 PM

...did figure-eights in an attempt to make everybody dizzy....

Black_Kat

01-11-2004, 03:24 PM

and died from exanguination by dust mites...poor sockmonkey had run out of canned air...
As the sockmonkey died, George...

G-man

01-11-2004, 11:48 PM

Said "Dude... that was kinda' cool! Too bad you died by exanguination that really sucks." Then Phil took his stick and proceeded to

01-12-2004, 02:52 AM

instert it in a place where...

rknrne

01-12-2004, 03:53 AM

In an episode of unnecessary tightfistedness

vbrio

01-13-2004, 10:42 PM

would cause a serious case of....

G-man

01-13-2004, 11:27 PM

anal retention that...

rknrne

01-14-2004, 02:12 AM

received undisclosed payments for steering investors toward specific

G-man

01-14-2004, 02:39 AM

insider investors who serindipitous-ly...

jay-z

01-14-2004, 02:47 AM

lost his balls in an ugly accident...

ZelRiptha

01-14-2004, 12:27 PM

(Ouch!! not exactly serendipitous...)

rknrne

01-14-2004, 12:28 PM

ending a dispute with an ally.

Elven

01-14-2004, 01:12 PM

who just happened to be Osama in disquise

rknrne

01-14-2004, 02:20 PM

at a time when the administration is under pressure from

jeaniesing

01-14-2004, 02:56 PM

stringent budget cuts that began

rknrne

01-14-2004, 04:01 PM

When I would walk on the street, people would say to me

Black_Kat

01-14-2004, 05:26 PM

(you know, I've never noticed it before, but I like your avatar big bunches rknrne!)

G-man

01-14-2004, 05:40 PM

(I've also noticed there seems to be a theme about a certain mb member :laugh2: or is it merely my perception?)

Originally posted by jay-z
lost his balls in an ugly accident...

Originally posted by ZelRiptha
(Ouch!! not exactly serendipitous...)

but it was very serendipitous for the Rev who happened upon them...

rknrne

01-15-2004, 03:45 AM

The merger would create a true rival to the world's largest banking company

rknrne

01-15-2004, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by Black_Kat
[B but I like your avatar big bunches rknrne!) [/B]

* shuffles feet embarrassingly *
Gosh darn .........thanks BK
I like you and your wit tooooooooooooo:boink:

G-man

01-15-2004, 04:07 PM

You mean Bank One merging with JP Morgan and competing with CitiBank rknrne? :laugh2:

So the Rev was workin' out plans to compete with Merl(e) for the top position on the list when...

rknrne

01-16-2004, 03:54 AM

in the plan for a rapid handover of assets,