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Inu Yasha
11-21-2003, 06:48 PM
what's the cheesiest pick up line you're ever heard.

Are both your parents retarded? cause YOU'RE extra special

Are you a TRASH CAN? cause i'd really like to take you out

Are you wearing space pants?? cause your butt is out of this world
X-Factor
11-22-2003, 01:53 PM
Is your name Lucky Charms? Cuz ur magically delicious

Is your name Visa? Cuz ur everywhere i wanna be

If u were a booger, I'd pick u first (lol, heard this on the radio)

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. (think about it)
crisis
11-23-2003, 01:06 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Yes.. i've heard this one. lol.
- Da Ville -
11-23-2003, 01:44 PM
you want to come to a barbeque? my meat on your grill.

"i heard this one on spring break and it almost worked!" hehe
bnjiman80
11-23-2003, 01:58 PM
guy licks on his finger and slowly rubs spit down the girls dress..."wow, we'd better get you out of these wet clothes"
Chetoree
11-23-2003, 08:36 PM
Is that a mirror in ur pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants
lazyxx
11-24-2003, 12:01 AM
ahahh im gonna try them all!!
zoik
11-24-2003, 12:06 AM
you are what you eat, and in the morning, i wanna be you! hahaha how lame.
yoshi19
11-24-2003, 02:10 AM
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Inu Yasha
11-24-2003, 04:54 PM
How about this

Did you wash your pants with windex?
I can practically see myself in them
bnjiman80
11-24-2003, 06:02 PM
What about the classic drunken attempt:

"Aah, I'm really sorry but I just have to say that you are really beautiful, er...(composes himself with a shake of the head)...hi i'm <ben>...can I get you a drink?"

I've even done the (to chubby girl)..."I remember when I used to see you at school, and I used to fancy you soo much, you looked amazing". "Yeh, but not anymore, huh" <sarcastic laugh> "No, really...you still do..."

Man, I still feel guilty about that one :hit:
Inu Yasha
11-24-2003, 06:12 PM
are you tired? cause you've been walking around in my mind alll day
VenagE
11-24-2003, 07:27 PM
Do you have your liscence ? because you're driving me crazy

Are you lost ? because heaven is a long way from here

Can i take a picture of you ? So that Santa knows exaclty what i want for christmas ...

ROFLROFL
- Da Ville -
11-24-2003, 07:38 PM
let's pretend we're in india and you can be the snake charmer
geniusalz
11-25-2003, 12:40 AM
lol

but most of these are LAME!

i dont really think any girl would actually care about any of these
Elven
11-25-2003, 10:31 AM
Here's a similar thread you guys might enjoy (http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16170&highlight=Pick+up+lines) ;)
J_iceman
11-28-2003, 07:34 PM
they dont have this one;

~what's your sign, slippert when wet?!?!?

~dam, i lost my phone number, can you give me yours?

~
ivorys88a440
01-07-2004, 07:11 PM
He say, " I'ld love to get in your pants"

She say, "Why did you s*** in yours?"
G-man
01-08-2004, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Elven
Here's a similar thread you guys might enjoy (http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16170&highlight=Pick+up+lines) ;)

Hehehe... I like Elven's hers are dirty! :laugh: