Math Poem Needed!

[ermines]

hey guys, i was just wondering if you could help me make a poem about math, college math, that is.

i know you guys are very talented at this, and i'm not. :( i also so some of your poems posted here, and they really are great.

hope you could really help me. :)

[jeaniesing]

heheheh - throw some ideas at us... what do you want in the poem? this could be fun! :)

[Pol]

*Rubs hands together in anticipation* :smart:

[Luiza*Cunha]

Algebra, arithmetics, calculus, statistics, geometry, trigonometry, differential equations, etc... or just math in general? :smart:

[ZelRiptha]

Something's in work, but it's not publishable yet. ;)

[ermines]

calculus would be fine with me, since that is what we are studying...

i have this "math and i" in mind, probably as a title and a sort of theme for my poem, but it isn't really going to well. :(

i would really appreciate your help guys :) and i see that there are many math enthusiast here :)

[Pol]

Well i'm not a math enthusiast but a cheeky limerick was always well within my capabilities regardless of the topic !

[ermines]

guys, i also posted this on another forum and this is what we got:

In college level math
My grades will take a bath.
Algebraically speaking,
My grades: they will be reeking.

In calculus, Newtonian
My grades will make me moan again.
Despite statistical luck,
My grades will surely suck.

To try and rise from this defeat,
I'll carefully select my seat.
To sit beside the college brain
Is the goal I seek now to attain.

Until I'm found, at his answers peaking,
I'll muddle through by tricks and cheating.
But if I'm caught I'll be thrown from class
And wind up on my lazy...Butt.

so guys, any improvement that can be done...???

also, your very own poems are still welcome :)

*still awaiting zel's work :)*

[Pol]

If there's one thing i hate it's statistics,
The buggers just send me ballistic,
Though geometry's a pain,
I plug on in vain,
And wish to Jesus i was 'mystic' :wow:

[ZelRiptha]

Sorry, been busy - no time for polish. Tomorrow, maybe?

Nicely woven, Pol. :thumbsup:

This subject just begs for clever limericks, I just need a tiny bit of "ponder-time"...