Disaster!

[lebsam]

HI there. I am so sad that after my first day of signing up to the board my young sister has broken my Ketron Vega keyboard! :(
Anyone with ideas how to punish her :hit: ? Cz i can't live with my roland E-86 alone. I need your opinions thanks :borg:

[jeaniesing]

Compose loudly and poorly... OH! and be sure to sing along in your most refined caterwaul on a nonsensical syllable or 3.... or maybe use her name... yeahhh.... that could work.... :evil:

*sings a few notes in Edith Bunker's voice (mms://www.mortystv.com/media/aitf_lp1_theme.wma)just to gauge dog's reaction*

yeahhhh..... that'll work...... :evil:

[vbrio]

now what kind of punishment are we talking about here?

is it a one time thing (one time punishment but very very very.....painful)

or are we talking about a long and agonizing punishment?

[lebsam]

it must a punishment that should last for ever like scars in her eyes!
Where would i get the price of a new Ketron now from ? :(

[jeaniesing]

It cannot be fixed?? What did t his Hell-child DO to it??

Wait... a poll... ;)

•Shoot it?
•Boil it?
•Throw it from the top floor?
•Make it a Barbie Doll residence permanently wedging their small rubber toesies deep between the keys?
•Used it as a microwave tray?

[jeaniesing]

Oh my.... I just found a price-list US.... you;re right.... it must be a long and horrible punishment.... are you SURE it cannot be fixed?! http://www.ketronus.com/prices.html

[lebsam]

what she did is that she played with the stand button and the keyboard fell on the floor 100 pieces :(
i must work for 1 year to get a new one, damn it.
I thinki i have to ask santa clause :>

[jeaniesing]

Oh......... :(.......... oh dear............

I feel for you...... its tough to lose a friend... let along a friend worth $1600US.......

[Luiza*Cunha]

I feel your pain, lebsam! :x

Hey, I have an idea! :evil:
Why don't you sell your sister and use the money to buy a new keyboard? :smart:

[Pol]

Great idae Luiza !...i bid 500 Euro for her...i'll get her working for me in the Tara slave mines straight away !

Mwaahahahaha :evil:

[lebsam]

Come on men... I will give you money to take her... She will ruin wherever she is!
I Give u 500 euro and you take her, free shiping included!

[vbrio]

i thought you needed a new keyboard? so why give her away, sell her and use the money for the keyboard...

[Mannydas]

u could hand cuff her to a pole outside wen its raining!

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by Mannydas
u could hand cuff her to a pole outside wen its raining! And make her hold the toaster... plugged in.....???

Noooooo.... vbrio's idea was MUCH better :D

[G-man]

I think Luiza and Vbrio and Jeanie have the right idea... you ladies are cruel! :laugh2:

[xj911]

Two words : Dutch Oven.

You could also use "Dirty Sanchez" but things might get complicated since she is your sister.

[alcozma]

Make her go and busk for you ( you know put a hat on the ground and sing or dance or do something to attract attention )
If she is young - people will either feel sorry for her or say 'ahh isn't that cute' and give her some money ... make her do it until she has enough to repay you :thumbsup:

[jeaniesing]

Aha!!! Another good one Ally!!!!

[alcozma]

I was also thinking about tying one of her legs bent at the knee .. so it looks like she has 1/2 a leg and sending her out in a big old dirty sheet with a crutch to help her walk ... and making her beg ... but thats not such a good one ... I never give to beggars ... but will often fork out for buskers :thumbsup: ....

[Luiza*Cunha]

Ally, you're good! :thumbsup:

[vbrio]

great ideas ally...:laugh2:

[alcozma]

Why thank you ladies ;)
I just hope it helps poor lebsam out of his predicament...