Will we or wont we

[24/7]

It seems I've (once again managed without any trouble at all) got a few people perplexed about me. So lets set the record straight. Its me I havent gone away just changed a little.
So lets have (oh god not another one) a Poll

[jeaniesing]

heh.... 55 more posts to sankedom... you'd better start whorin' ;) :laugh:!

[Si]

Bring him back, we miss him :(

[Luiza*Cunha]

Yes, please. :(

[Black_Kat]

I do too.





*looks towards the heavens. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."*



*smiles innocently* *toes ground*

[xj911]

DId he ever leave is the real question....Do you think that's air your breating?

[vbrio]

i sure wouldn't mind having a sanke around :p

[G-man]

Oh the sanke is still slithering (well it's actually kinda' limp... *kicks it a bit* nope it's not movin' any...) about here. In fact I nearly tripped over the thing up in the Prodigal Mansion the other day. :ah:

still deciding between the first option and the last option at the moment... *contemplates a decision that's best for everybody* :-p

[24/7]

keep it up G your time is comming.......................

[jeaniesing]

Oh dear...... having chosen, thus far, to withhold my vote to see how this develops I know that I would vote "Rot in a pit" if it means I have to watch any more adolescent sparring that Pol and Si already provide ;) (At least theirs is tinged with gentle affection ;) )

[Black_Kat]

Gentle affection, eh.

"Pol's whipping boy"
:confused2:
"Pining for androgyny"
:laugh:

Ahhhh...gentle love.......:-p So whatEVER girlfriend!

[jeaniesing]

Well now... SINCE it has been revealed I think I can say that Si didn't choose Pol's current title ;)

[Black_Kat]

And what about pining for adrogyny? HMMMMMM?!

[jeaniesing]

nononooo... Pol chose Si's title Si didn't choose Pol's ;)

[Black_Kat]

Yay!

......:confused: Er---but still! Si chose Pol's. And adrogyny isn't the NICEST thing anyone could say. Or the gentlest. Or the lovingest. If I MAY say so myself. :blush:

[G-man]

Hmnnn... and what about this title hmnnn... BK?


*ah seems some folks still aren't familiar with the spell check feature... or else they just can't spell? :eek:
*"accidently" shuts door on the sanke on the way out of the room* :laugh:

[ZelRiptha]

*snickers* :laugh2:

[Ralph'e']

bring WHO bak? huh? wherev i bn hiding did i miss sumfn?? *scratchhead

[Si]

Originally posted by Black_Kat
Yay!

......:confused: Er---but still! Si chose Pol's.

er...nope, I didn't chose his current one. The last thing I affectionately called him was "Lardy Git" :)

[jeaniesing]

(Thanks Si... I weren't gettin' through to 'er ;))


Now think BK.... how many people on this board would know the correct spelling of androgyny let alone the meaning?

Originally posted by G-man
*ah seems some folks still aren't familiar with the spell check feature... or else they just can't spell? :eek:
*"accidently" shuts door on the sanke on the way out of the room* :laugh: YeGods man.... must I spell it out? Be NICE! :laugh:

[Si]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
(Thanks Si... I weren't gettin' through to 'er ;))


Now think BK.... how many people on this board would know the correct spelling of androgyny let alone the meaning?


Yes, think "Walking Thesaurus" ;)

[ZelRiptha]

*ears are burning*

*blinks innocently*

:)

[jeaniesing]

while I admire your attempt at innocence I'm afraid that the silly grin on the face gives you away Zel m'dearest ;)!

[Black_Kat]

Originally posted by Daddddddy
Hmnnn... and what about this title hmnnn... BK?
Actually I liked Subtle As A Well Thrown Brick. It was witty. I wonder who did it. The G is For Gay......now pleeeeeeeeeeease...we ALL knew that already for heaven's sake. :-p

Originally posted by ZelRiptha
*ears are burning*

*blinks innocently*

:)

Ohhhhhhh!! :blush:

That's right. The living dictionary. I feel dumb now.

[24/7]

I cant wait to get back.........

[24/7]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
Oh dear...... having chosen, thus far, to withhold my vote to see how this develops I know that I would vote "Rot in a pit" if it means I have to watch any more adolescent sparring that Pol and Si already provide ;) (At least theirs is tinged with gentle affection ;) )


And there is my first victim.........

[jeaniesing]

:eek:




:ah:




:help:




:idea:




:nono:




:moon:




g'head and try.....




:smart:




:laugh2:




*considers whether to rescind the "BE NICE" as told to G earlier*
*doesn't wanna see what will result and contemplates putting an end to the war in an administrative sense*




:evil:




*realizes that self just isn't evil enough and resigns to sadness*




:sad:




*damns the hormones that bring about mood swings like the one illustrated above*

[G-man]

Awww... I'm always nice... :laugh2:
*comforts Jeanie* You're so tense... :smart:

[24/7]

*moves G to one side*
watch closely and you might learn something boys.........

[jeaniesing]

If this is how you intend to victimise me?.... well then maybe the sanke can come back.....

[Pol]

Now think BK.... how many people on this board would know the correct spelling of androgyny let alone the meaning?



Don't worry BK..i had to do a double take myself :eek:
I've decided not to get into a battle of flowery custom titles with Mr Riptha as there'd only be one outcome :laugh:
I'll stick to annoying Si :evil:

[ZelRiptha]

Awww, shucks... :) ;)

But you're the master of all things flowery and quaint, Pol... :D

[geffen43]

:hit: soor but wats sanke???? am i being ignorent???

[jeaniesing]

its a easy error made when typing sanke... errr... snake....

[ZelRiptha]

Especially easy for the likes of Flea... ;)

[G-man]

Easy?
* looks at keyboard where the "a" key is as compared to the "n" key is * :confused::laugh2:

[ZelRiptha]

Egad, I may have been wrong...

http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?postid=266292#post266292

*is uncertain of his research*

[G-man]

Ah... that was before my time. :laugh:
Is this true? Is this the origin of the sinister sanke?

*wonder whatever became of her... seems she was only here for a couple of months?*

[24/7]

yes she came...she saw....she talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked and talked........................

[jeaniesing]

:laugh: That sums it up nicely......

Of course a good bit of that talking was flirting with a certain "xay".... :smart:

[Si]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
:laugh: That sums it up nicely......

Of course a good bit of that talking was flirting with a certain "xay".... :smart:

Speak for yourself! ;) :eek:

[jeaniesing]

:laugh:... I meant "Klara".... waaaaait,... did you think I meant you?? :confused:.... Yeahhh - I guess there was that period when everyone thought "xay" was a girl...:smart:.. I'll have to go back and find some incrimination Si posts :evil: :laugh:!

[Si]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
:laugh:... I meant "Klara".... waaaaait,... did you think I meant you?? :confused:.... Yeahhh - I guess there was that period when everyone thought "xay" was a girl...:smart:.. I'll have to go back and find some incrimination Si posts :evil: :laugh:!

:laugh: and no doubt you will find some, you always do :) :p

[Pol]

Originally posted by Si
:laugh: and no doubt you will find some, you always do :) :p

God knows there's enough of them :rolleyes:

[24/7]

I dont recall Si ever flirting with xay........but I cant speak for others....can I G...wish the rumor mill was still grinding...

[G-man]

Actually, I did a bit of grinding there not so long ago... ;)
besides, when's a thread ever... dead?
(didn't mean to rhyme it...)

[Nyxan]

It is decided........you have spoken...........I have returned
Prepare yourselves................

[G-man]

Huh? Who spoke? Si, Pol, Zel... Jeanie? :confused:
Hey, who let the sanke outa' the bag? :laugh2:

[jeaniesing]

Ummm... the poll was 3/2 for. I, as always, am the willing servant of the wishes of MB's memberage and did facilitate the changeover. ;)

[Nyxan]

And for that my little (maybe not so little anymore) blue veggie you will be spared...for now......as for the rest of you unbelievers....repent now or be come victims........
:: teleports to war zone ::

[xj911]

can I change my username to JeaniesManWhore?

Here comes the poll....

[rknrne]

What the hell is a sanke

[G-man]

Errr... 3 to 2 Jeanie? I only see them all equal? :confused:

Oooh! Another poll! *runs away to check it out* :laugh:

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by xj911
can I change my username to JeaniesManWhore? Depends on whether you're all talk or not :smart:

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by Nyxan
And for that my little (maybe not so little anymore) blue veggie you will be spared...for now......as for the rest of you unbelievers....repent now or be come victims........
:: teleports to war zone ::

*opens window and wafts fetid smoke out of the room*

Wish he would just walk there like the rest of us...
Okay, crawl. ;)

[jeaniesing]

Originally posted by ZelRiptha
Okay, crawl. ;) Slither?? technically speaking?

[ZelRiptha]

Well, you've got me there. But I think he wants us to call him Mister Slither... ;)

[Nyxan]

:: teleports back for a moment ::
Call me what you want...you're all just sanke food......mmmm theres an idea
:: teleports back to lair ::

[Black_Kat]

Originally posted by jeaniesing
Depends on whether you're all talk or not :smart:

This...is disturbing :eek:



And what's with all this teleporting?!

[Nyxan]

just one of my parlour tricks....more for effect than anything else.....would you like a trip ?

[Black_Kat]

Welllll, mommy says I should never teleport with strangers.




WAIT! Do you have candy?!

[Nyxan]

look closer Bk....I'm not a stranger.......I'm the black sheep of this prodigal family.....so perhaps you better listen to your mummy.....and the candy I have is not for children......

[G-man]

Originally posted by Black_Kat
This...is disturbing :eek:



And what's with all this teleporting?!

Errmmm didn't you already guess the sanke was a Trekkie (http://www.mencapfg.co.uk/photos/01_07_06%20Space%20Ball/images/Trekky%204.jpg)? :laugh:


http://users.sisna.com/seventhfleet2/richard_throne.jpg

[ZelRiptha]

Wow! Is that the interior of the fabled lair? :)

[G-man]

You would've thought it would be more modern wouldn't you?
I do believe that's the *ahem* tele-potty he's sitting on...

edit:

Now wasn't that fun? LMAO!!!
:flush: (http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?postid=504008#post504008)

[jeaniesing]

Heyyy.... none of that ackyhol laced candy 'round here.... !!! ;)...

*looks at construction records*

...oh dear.... it does look as though the workmen made a little error.... the teleportation device was to go NEXT to the servants bathrooms not in them... yeesh... who was the supervisor on this sanke-lair project??







(tele-potty!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:!!!

...and don't be disturbed BK... Lord knows I'M all talk!! :laugh2: )

[Black_Kat]

Originally posted by Nyxan
.....and the candy I have is not for children......

^^Somehow I just KNEW he was going to say that. :rolleyes:

I would've settled for some broccoli if you didn't have any child-safe candy, but thank you daddy for showing me that revealing picture.

I LOVE the glasses by the way. And the look of naseau/going to sneeze? :confused: --- is so accurately played out. It's bringing tears to my eyes.

And you're all talk? ;) Suuuuuuuure! Unfortunately I have evidence to hold against you on this count!

[jeaniesing]

.... count?....

[vbrio]

interesting lair nyx

tele-potty :laugh: LOL

[G-man]

Uh-oh... evidence? :eek:
Don't tell me... is it the blue dress? :smart:

[jeaniesing]

<gasp> You forget so easily G? I usually wear Black :smart:

Of course... I don;t know if the evidence will last until you're president... :laugh:!

[G-man]

Oh dear. Of course, erm... what can I say 'cept it was dark that night in Buffalo... ;)

[jeaniesing]

:laugh:.... I bet you say that to all the girls... :laugh:

[Nyxan]

you should check you're photos before posting your pictures G....I see you've put on some weight.....better lay off the pizza...

[G-man]

I'm disappointed sanke... that's the best you can do?!? his tongue must've lost it's erm... fork-edness... during the long hibernation... :assskake: :-p
...just a lil' harmless humor sanke, don't take it personally. :)
it wasn't meant to be mean in the least... just came across that pic and it was just too hilarious! You know I luv ya' Sanke baby! :P

Nawww.. that's definitely not me! :laugh:
Jeanie can vouch for that... and nawww... that one's catered just to you Jeanie. *wink* *tongue**tongue* :assskake:

[jeaniesing]

Me vouch?? :confused: I've seen no evidence to the contrary... It was REALLY dark in Buffalo I guess!! :laugh:

besides... I thought the guy on the toidy was kinda cute :)

[Nyxan]

I dont take anything personally G.....and if thats not you....it must be you he's sitting on........:slap:

[Black_Kat]

:laugh: I've come to notice that the only reason this board stays friendly and alive is because there's a bit more estrogen than testosterone on it!

[Black_Kat]

Oh and if G is the tele-potty, and G is also the sexy man sitting on himself, then hmmmm Nyx, what does that leave you as?

1. That suspicious looking towel with the imaginary mysterious stain on it.
2. That bent hanger.
3. The pizza sexy G-man is eating.
4. The pizza that sexy nerd lady is eating.
5. The nerd lady.
6. Her glasses.


GO FOR THE TOWEL!!!

OOOH! No wait! You can be a doorknob too! Or sexy G-man's reflection in the door! MAYBE you can have the honor of being sexy G'man's glasses! Oh jah!!!! :laugh2:

Ohhhhhh wait! My little sister says you can be the towel hanger too. Or even the linoleum tiling. But she REALLY thinks you oughta be the curtain. ...Personally, I think you should be that tight sexy shirt that sexy G-man is wearing while sitting on himself. Look at the shiny medals!!!

[Nyxan]

none of the above BK.......I dont live in G's toilet..which needs a bit of a clean by the way......
If you care to see my lair all you need do is ask...but get permission first.....

[Black_Kat]

*cleaning

Sorry the inner geek needed to come out.

Who said anything about going to your lair? I think you need to have a talk with Dr. Phil. He'd say something about how you couldn't deal with the subject and had to change it and try to seduce children into lair-ing like a Michael Jackson freak.

But no, I'd rather not go see your lair. I know, I know, I'm letting down a big opportunity, so don't all try to convince me otherwise at once. You'll overwhelm me.

[Nyxan]

I dont seduce children........otherwise why would I have told you to get permission.....as for Dr Phil....he needs to get out of that oversized chair more.........
besides you dont need to visit the lair...if you want to know ask your Mum or Aunt.............

[jeaniesing]

Hah..... yeahhhh - its safe to go looksee BK.... just don;t linger through any mealtimes.... 'cause umm.... well.... It gets grouchy when its hungry.....

[Black_Kat]

Admit it.

You want to be the nerd lady's sexy glasses.

[Nyxan]

nope...I want.........dinner

[Black_Kat]

Okay Nyx-y dear. But I must warn you, once a census taker tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. So tell me, have the lambs stopped screaming? I hear they cause serious mental trauma. Especially in such an egotestical -errr- egotistical man as yourself. Lambs. Screaming...in dreams...in the night...oh so dark a night to wake up to...still hearing them...

Ahhhh Clarice....


Hannibal IS a sexxxy man...

[Nyxan]

Originally posted by Black_Kat
Okay Nyx-y dear. But I must warn you, once a census taker tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. So tell me, have the lambs stopped screaming? I hear they cause serious mental trauma. Especially in such an egotestical -errr- egotistical man as yourself. Lambs. Screaming...in dreams...in the night...oh so dark a night to wake up to...still hearing them...

Ahhhh Clarice....


Hannibal IS a sexxxy man...

Oh Bk...I think Dr Phil is calling you
and lambs dont scream in my presence...one look and they die of fright.....as for egos...I think G wins on that score......and there are a lot more ahead of me.......

as for your taste in food......you're my kind of girl.....
you set the table I'll get the fresh meat...would you prefer cooked or raw ?

[Black_Kat]

Raw of course. I like most things raw.

Including the REAL characters of people ;)

[Nyxan]

we'll on that score we agree.......

[Nyxan]

....but then nobodies quite what they seem.......as the words to a song I once wrote goes......
everyone has a secret they keep inside.....
they never let anyone see what they hide.....
everone has a story they dont like to tell....
they keep it down down down......inside the well
and so on......
get my meaning

[G-man]

Originally posted by Nyxan
I dont take anything personally G.....and if thats not you....it must be you he's sitting on........:slap:

Now you're just struggling... *snickers*

It would be most probable that I took the picture and am nowhere to be seen in the picture except in the reflection of your glasses... taking your picture! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[jeaniesing]

I'll be blunt.

Every once in a while a person gets tired of watching a bunch of relatively nice people start bickering like babies and trying to best each other in insensible ways.

I'm gonna take my ball and go home now.

[vbrio]

since g seems to have a history with xay

could this mean we have our third on-again off-again relationship brewing here

it has been said that "the more you hate the more you luv"

:laugh:

[Nyxan]

hehehe.......I get under your skin..dont I
relax jeanie....I dont hate anyone......well almost..and if it means you'll bring you're beautiful turnipy pressence back I'll lay off G..
after all we couldn't let the black sheep cause the first prodigal divorce could we.........
then again I am the black sheep.....thats why you love me so.......all of you....even G.....I give you a reason to be here...even if it is to hate, berate or try to sedate me........

[G-man]

Awww... I don't hate anyone... and I never (attended) that school of thought that you could only sleep with someone you hated... :laugh: This is startin' to sound like well... this.
GDCG GDCG GDCG GDCG... *Like sands through the hour glass... *eh I can conjure up a midi to do this one better... brb... *continues to play as _ figures there are enough balls out here to play with anyway... and besides according to Geoffrey it might even be more fun playing with... well see for yourself. http://board.midibuddy.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93226
*cough cough*

[jeaniesing]

*opens door just a smidge and peers in* Are you certain you can resist each other gentlemen?
Drats... wish my slow connection wasn't so prohibitive... I'll try'n look at that one later...

[Nyxan]

could you put that another way jeanie or at least add to it....

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by Black_Kat
:laugh: I've come to notice that the only reason this board stays friendly and alive is because there's a bit more estrogen than testosterone on it!

More true than I'd like.... :rolleyes:

[Luiza*Cunha]

Yeah... BK is right. :rolleyes:
I think I'll stick around... to keep the estrogen count up. ;)

[ZelRiptha]

*savors the sweet estrogen imbued air near Lu*

*inhales appreciatively*

;)

[Luiza*Cunha]

;)

[Nyxan]

Originally posted by ZelRiptha
*savors the sweet estrogen imbued air near Lu*

*inhales appreciatively*

;)

*taps Zel on shoulder*
excuse me mate...but it seems your kilt may need some adjustment........

[G-man]

Originally posted by ZelRiptha
More true than I'd like.... :rolleyes:

Ummm... That ith tho fabulouth!
I'm thertainly glad you feel that way thweetie!
I wath jutht thinking the thame thing... among other thingthz... ;)

[Nyxan]

Originally posted by G-man
Ummm... That ith tho fabulouth!
I'm thertainly glad you feel that way thweetie!
I wath jutht thinking the thame thing... among other thingthz... ;)

*dons police helmet*

Ok everboby step away from the confused "man"

[G-man]

err... who's confused? :laugh2:

[Nyxan]

I rest my case your worship

[G-man]

Nawww... go back ^ and re-read carefully ...there is no case. ;)

[vbrio]

...and i thought testosterone was the culprit ;)

apparently, estrogen seems to entice the testosterone

[jeaniesing]

...and thus the species survives

[Nyxan]

and according to all the flirting going on on MB...its not only surviving.....its flourishing

[Luiza*Cunha]

*wears best innocent look*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v196/luizacunha/whistling.gif

[ZelRiptha]

Originally posted by G-man
Ummm... That ith tho fabulouth!
I'm thertainly glad you feel that way thweetie!
I wath jutht thinking the thame thing... among other thingthz... ;)

Oh, thugar, don't thtart! I notithed your thweetneth (tho true, innit?) and thought it thuited you. I keep hoping Ther will thing a new thong thoon. I have tho mathtered Turn back Time... thpeaking of therpents, what'th all thith rethent fathination with thnakes? Oh, bethideth the obviouth oneth, you thcamp! :o

Originally posted by Nyxan
*taps Zel on shoulder*
excuse me mate...but it seems your kilt may need some adjustment........

Oy, thankee. Augh! Watch what yer adjustin' there, sharpie!

[G-man]

Originally posted by vbrio
...and i thought testosterone was the culprit ;)

apparently, estrogen seems to entice the testosterone

You don't say! :laugh:
nice to see somebody's paying attention :laugh:
*finds this hormone talk all very fascinating*

Oooh Thell! Hey perhapth we can do a duet now? Maybe even do a Threithand tune or two as well? :smart:

[Nyxan]

I want to hear "thong thung blu"

[vbrio]

Originally posted by G-man
You don't say! :laugh:
nice to see somebody's paying attention :laugh:
*finds this hormone talk all very fascinating*

Oooh Thell! Hey perhapth we can do a duet now? Maybe even do a Threithand tune or two as well? :smart:

hmmmm...i wonder what will happen if we remove the estrogen :confused2

[ZelRiptha]

*warmth up for Thong Thung Blu*

[G-man]

...jutht warmth up hith thong :smart: Oh! I'm thorry... that wath a part of the lithp???? ;) My bad! :laugh2:

Ooh! Neil ith tho thekthy! *ethpethially when he wearth thoth thlackth (it ith thlackth ithn't it?) and the open thiny thirt... or ith it a blouth he wearzth?
*notices that song sounds so much dirtier with the lisp* :laugh:

[Nyxan]

notices that G is the only one who notices that......